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imagine being mean to this guy

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Do you know how fucked up your team has to be for Bucky Barnes to be the most stable member

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Usually hate this meme format, but...

RIP Ned the Piemaker from Pushing Daisies, you would have loved weighted blankets.

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to this day i cannot believe i let smeyer convince 12 year old me that the Quileute tribe was unreasonable for hating the Cullens. they could have lived anywhere else but instead they stayed in Forks and forced the wolf pack back into existence, changing the lives of the boys within it forever. it is not at all unreasonable for the tribe to hate the Cullens for taking away the youth of their children !!!!

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when bella didn't want to get married at 18 because she saw how her parents' marriage crumbled and she was opposed to the patriarchal nature of the whole institution, and is bitter about it until the moment she is walking down the aisle, but as soon as she's married she realizes that being mrs. cullen is actually the best thing to ever happen to her and she's immediately ecstatic to have a baby with her husband. the way jacob says "you don't even belong to yourself anymore" about imprinting and is repulsed by the very idea, but then when he imprints he realizes it's actually what he was born to do & nothing could make him happier & he leaves everything behind to live with his mate's family. man once you become aware of the mormon agenda present within the twilight saga it is ALL you're aware of lol

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the fact that renesmee's allure works the exact same way as immortal children is such a great detail that is absolutely never brought up. like everyone she touches wants to defend her to the death? meanwhile characters like the romanians and amun/kebi don't let her use her gift and they're the ones that leave the quickest after the volturi confrontation. this is absolutely going to be built on if stephenie publishes a renesmee book right?

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I’m mostly obsessed with Twilight cause the potential haunts the fuck out of me

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Infinite baths

Washing over me at last

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Have you been waiting long for me?

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so rain down on me

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Even in Arcadia

[My Socials] | [Prints] | [ST Prints]

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Eclipse

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like caramel

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Say what you will about the comics, but Season 10 Spike means the world to me. Join me on Patreon and BSKY coz that's my crypt.

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I drew some fucked up popsicles