Fluffy & Cuddly {Sentence Starters}
"Hey, scoot over. You're squishing me!"
"I didn't say you could stop hugging me."
"Stop hogging all the blankets!"
"You make a good pillow."
"How long can we stay like this? Because I don't want to move."
"Are you falling asleep on me?"
"You weren't watching. You missed the best part!"
"Don't stop playing with my hair."
"Would you mind handing me the remote?"
"Stop, your feet are cold!"
"Look, if you want food, you have to let me get up."
"You're warm. I'm cold. Let's cuddle."
"You fell asleep on me. Maybe you should go to bed?"
"Well, my arm's asleep, but I'm glad you're comfortable."
"Stop changing the channel, you jerk!"
"You're getting crumbs all over the blankets."
"I see you eyeing that pillow. Don't you dare."
"Don't move. I finally got comfy."
"Would you stop wiggling?"
"Hey, are you still awake?"
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the princess bride; starter sentences.
❛ Hello. My name is _____. You killed my father. Prepare to die. ❜
❛ You mock my pain. ❜
❛ Life is pain, _____. Anyone who says differently is selling something. ❜
❛ You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. ❜
❛ We’ll never survive. ❜
❛ Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has. ❜
❛ Get used to disappointment. ❜
❛ I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. ❜
❛ That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me. ❜
❛ The battle of wits has begun. ❜
❛ Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. ❜
❛ You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept. ❜
❛ Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life. ❜
❛ Have you ever considered piracy? ❜
❛ Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam… ❜
❛ I can’t compete with you physically, and you’re no match for my brains. ❜
❛ Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning. ❜
❛ Hear this now: I will always come for you. ❜
❛ This is true love - you think this happens every day? ❜
❛ That does put a damper on our relationship. ❜
❛ I’ve seen worse. ❜
❛ We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here. ❜
❛ I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? ❜
❛ Do you always begin conversations this way? ❜
❛ I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself. ❜
❛ Please understand I hold you in the highest respect. ❜
❛ You’ve done nothing but study swordplay? ❜
❛ You seem a decent fellow… I hate to kill you. ❜
❛ You seem a decent fellow… I hate to die. ❜
❛ Well, I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely. ❜
❛ Go through his clothes and look for loose change. ❜
❛ Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. ❜
❛ You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces. ❜
❛ You killed my love. ❜
❛ You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. ❜
❛ I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women. ❜
❛ There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. ❜
❛ I’m not a witch, I’m your wife. But after what you just said, I’m not even sure I want to be that any more. ❜
❛ Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what? ❜
❛ When I was your age, television was called books. ❜
❛ Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. ❜
❛ You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people? ❜
❛ Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that? ❜
❛ Oh no, it’s just that they’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future. ❜
❛ For the last time, surrender! ❜
❛ You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen. ❜
❛ I challenge you to a battle of wits. ❜
❛ I died that day! ❜
❛ Beautiful isn’t it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it. ❜
❛ Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me. ❜
❛ There will be blood tonight! ❜
❛ Is this a kissing book? ❜
❛ That’s a miracle pill? ❜
❛ The chocolate coating makes it go down easier. ❜
❛ Please consider me as an alternative to suicide. ❜
❛ They’re kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing parts? ❜
❛ You’ve got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It’s going to get you into trouble one of these days. ❜
❛ I suppose you think you’re brave, don’t you? ❜
❛ I will never love again. ❜
❛ You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted. ❜
❛ I’d rather eat lint! ❜
❛ As you wish. ❜
❛ While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? ❜
❛ I can cope with torture. ❜
❛ Am I going mad, or did the word “think” escape your lips? ❜
❛ Australia is entirely peopled with criminals! ❜
❛ Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting. ❜
❛ Anybody want a peanut? ❜
❛ Do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. ❜
❛ Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies. ❜
❛ Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up. ❜
❛ That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying. ❜
❛ You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work. ❜
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