Me and my friend Reema were playing Scrabble and she looked at her letters and said “All I have is U” so I went home and made this
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Tumblr user #1: Cisgendered straight white males are such assholes
Tumblr user #2: That's unfair, it's never intelligent to generalize a mass of humanity, and actually as a cisgendered straight white male, it upsets me.
Tumblr user #1: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE UPSET YOU CIS BASTARD, HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLE THINK THAT YOU HAVE IT AS BAD AS THE REST OF US YOU ARE NOT A MINORITY IT IS OKAY TO BE A DOUCHE TO YOU AND HURT YOUR FEELINGS IT IS JUSTIFIED BECAUSE OF THE MASSIVE SOCIAL INJUSTICES HAPPENING AROUND THE WORLD, YOU, AS AN INDIVIDUAL, DO NOT MATTER BECAUSE YOU OF WHAT YOU ARE, AND I CAN TREAT YOU HOW I LIKE AND USE THE SOCIAL POLITICS OF THE WORLD TO JUSTIFY IT
Tumblr user #3: awww poor little white boy had his privileged feelings hurt
Tumblr user #4: What a pig. He is being sexist, homophobic and racist all at the same time by even standing up for him when we call him bad names.
Tumblr user #5: *glee gif*
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im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me
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Can someone please edit that new ARTPOP promotional picture in with the promo pics of the previous era's because I don't think I've seen enough of them yet
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yes my thighs touch and so do the rest of my legs and also my feet in fact my whole bottom half is in one piece i am a mermaid
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Lady Gaga: ARTPOP soon Little Monsters!
Me: *laughs hysterically, makes dying elephant noise, turns into a pterodactyl and flies into the sun*
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To be honest as the child of a single mother it’s a little bit insulting with all these ‘Shoutout to single mothers today because they have to do a fathers job too <3’ things flying around. Father’s day has nothing to do with single mothers, they’re not doing the job of a father, mothers are...
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