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i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office

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10/10 dad joke

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“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

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every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes

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AI defenders will make it seem as if art is this gatekept pastime that only the most elite can partake in and they’re making it possible for the “normies” to create meanwhile one of the most memorable pieces of recent art I’ve ever seen is “My son’s drawing of safe”

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If I were young university student again (wouldn’t that be nice?), I’d do whatever I could to reignite the flame of the Free Speech Movement. It’s needed today as much if not more than it was 61 years ago, when Mario Savio spoke these words on the campus of UC-Berkeley. If I were in charge of any of the American universities that Trump has threatened for allowing (in his words) “illegal” protests, I’d join together with the heads of the others and sue the Trump regime for violating the First Amendment rights of those universities and their students. Every institution, group, firm, or individual that surrenders to Trump’s tyranny invites more of it.

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My friend works two jobs and doesn’t tend to specify which one he’s talking about, so he’ll say stuff like “a lady died at work today” and the rest of us have to play a fun little game called Nursing Home Or Yankee Candle.

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people are so mean about horror movie victims like. sorry but if i had gone to a cabin in the woods with my friends as a teenager you couldn't have stopped us from reading aloud from the evil tome. how were they supposed to know the ancient curse was real they're like 17

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It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.

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let's float serenely with mama

Enjoy your day..

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What the FUCK. What the FUCK.

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they stopped carrying oatly ice cream at my local whole foods bc jeff bezos found out I've been beaming him negative psychic energy and he wanted to punish me

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shinzo abe day was incredible. still not over seeing all the rumours about what happened, joining everyone in wondering how the fuck a shotgun assassination could have happened in japan, and then seeing the first photo of the doohickey

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Lol, good stuff.

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I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it