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get to see my love ly wife tomorrow #mmywife

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saw a labubu in the wild today….. mangy and starving. poor thing was scratching at a taco bell dumpster for a scrap of limp cheese.. i stepped on it with my ten inch platform pleasers to put it out of its misery. another soul rests in hell tonight

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stop yuriposting at shrek the musical

have you heard of this concept and it is called Mmy beautiful grifrlend :]

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friend just told me that he and his siblings used to play a game called "abraham lincoln and the slimy slug" wherein one person is abraham lincoln, with a full range of motion, and one person is a slimy slug inside a sleeping bag

and they would fight. and of course abraham lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug

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ethical billionaire: the mint machine who prints money. good robot good pats it on the head mmmmm

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i present for consideration of Side Character In @eggfish-cats …… BELLBOTTOM!!!!

PROPAGANDA:

- he’s so sweet

- he’s so stupid

- look at his gangly ass legs.

- imagine he has denim texture when you pet him

- his purrs would sound like ripping fabric

- meow meow meow

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STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT

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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

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Day 192 cleansing the #caitvi tl

🪱vi told the girls she had a date with cait so they are making her handsome for mamma 🪱

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artfight attack dump!! everyone’s ocs look amazing!! my handle is @the-third-tower if you want to take a look! :)

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it pmo when people call native americans 'indians.'

like buddy. indians live in INDIA. 😮‍💨

the whole reason that started was bc christoper columbus (i hate that guy) thought he was in india when he got to america.

call them native americans or indigenous PLEASE 🫩

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hi,

asexuality is actually passed down through knighting. if a fully fledged ace sees someone cool out in the world who deserves the title, they’ll pull them aside and tap their shoulders with a long loaf of garlic bread. the pheromones of the bread alter their brain chemistry, and the ace agenda spreads one link larger.

the only tiny problem with ace people is that they're like, super chill, funny peeps but then future generations can't enjoy these genes. like, we don't need more Brad™. we have enough Brad™. where my aces at???

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girl I would kill myself if I did that lol

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ohhhh i get it, it's called OUR DRAWINGS - PRINCESS MOVIE | Full Animation Film | Artist because it's a full animation film that is also a princess movie & it's about drawings that belong to us. artist