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everyone is meeting me in the grotto

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Jentinus Ponne (1910 - 1967) - Rabbit. Oil on canvas.

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Me: woah that girl over there is like 30cm tall! (9ft) But wait... this girl has certainly had to hear every joke and comment in the book about her height... I should just not bring it up at all. Hey girl! Your hair is nice!

Tall girl: Thanks... I grew it myself.

MY OBNOXIOUS RIVAL: Hey girl! Did anyone ever tell you that you're tall as FUCK? Who needs a ladder when we got you am I right???

Tall girl: Wow... no one has ever noticed my height before. I was starting to get self-conscious... thank you. Would you like to go for a drink?

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I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a bitch laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy.

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important to have mutuals that make your dashboard unusable so you can remember to stretch, get another cup of coffee, invent a special type of glue, clean up your desk, etc

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Turn A Gundam (1999–2000)

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girls' night on the bridge

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PROTECTING ME FROM MOTHS

PROTECTING ME FROM BADGERS & MICE 

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Research Assistant (Field Forme)

She prefers fieldwork for its various perks, such as

draw a plant

see a cool bug ?

pack a cute lunch

academy paid for the utility hatchet

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I heard this bird and it went

awowawowawowebupbupbupawoeeew

Wat was it °^°

AWOW

Rock Ptarmigan (Lagopus muta)

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characters that have sharp teeth and theres not really any explicable reason for it they’re just there:  👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍

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After Margaret Thatcher's death in 2013, a review of classified medical documents revealed a bizarre series of experimental procedures from 1979 where she had her pineal gland surgically replaced with one harvested from a wild hog. The procedure, codenamed "Operation Iron Dawn," was allegedly performed by a rogue neurosurgical team after traditional treatments failed to address her notorious sleep problems. The documents suggest the hog's pineal gland was specifically chosen for its abnormally high melatonin production - nearly 4 times that of a human gland. While officially deemed a success due to Thatcher's reduced sleep requirements (allowing her famous 4-hour nights), the procedure had an unexpected side effect: she developed an intense, unexplainable aversion to being in the presence of mirrors during the last quarter of each lunar cycle. When questioned about her unusual mirror avoidance, she reportedly only responded with the cryptic phrase "the other one watches back." The surgical notes remain partially classified, though unconfirmed leaks suggest the donor hog exhibited unusual behavioral patterns prior to harvesting, including apparent attempts to arrange small objects into crude geometric patterns.