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caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room
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I think that every night it should be pouring rain so i can listen to it and chill in bed. And that every day should be mild and sunny so i can take my daily walk. and if its not then i will be throwing a huge tantrum
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cosmetic surgery is yassifed taxidermy for alive things
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no one is this world is as funny as me sitting here, stoned,
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i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys
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Things are gonna keep happening….so…find a way to deal with that…
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I've been pretty consistently getting third place every race in Mario Kart ever since me & my dad & brother started playing together regularly (early 2020) and I just figured it was because I sucked but then me and dad switched controllers for a race and he was like "???? Ashland this thing is very broken". So we got new controllers and now I'm winning very regularly. Like just absolutely crushing them. It's been very funny.
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Roman children shoes - Palmyra (Syria) [657x698]
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“Isn’t it strange that we talk least about the things we think about most?”
— (via urbanoutfucks)
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My collection of vintage pharmaceutical promotion computer mice. They are filled with liquid. Twitter loves these guys so maybe Tumblr will too.
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