soaringsearingphoenix

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never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

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the problem is that discussions is impossible when everyone is deeply terrified about being branded as "a bad person", as if such a thing truly exists, because suddenly all categories, all descriptors, exist primarily in how many fallout karma points they give or take away.

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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

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To people who use "þ" as an aesthetic "p"

þink again.

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i hit the kudos button after every single chapter, just for symbolic purposes, hoping the author can sense it somehow

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6', 36' with the tail of the great serpent that forms the lower half of my body

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new trope just dropped

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when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

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I know you don't do request but can I please ask for a teeny tiny little itty bitty Morgana?

one teeny tiny little itty bitty Morgana

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you can leave the house with a bare face and suffer no consequences btw. if you're a woman you do not have to wear any makeup

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"making a mess is what keeps the maids employed" you are a fool, completely blind to the true nature of the world. all systems without exception trend towards entropy, irrespective of your petty input. and maids are tireless warriors against the dragon of destruction. remember your place

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thank you Canada 🇨🇦

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ship of theseus bumper sticker that says my other ship is this ship

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WOULD you like a strawberry i have many

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As part of her social media detox this girl on YouTube made herself do one hour of understimulating tasks every day and she just counted rice for 60 minutes straight because its no different from doomscrolling in terms of wasted time

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this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing himself all over my flowers??Hello?????