Ilana. 28.🩷💜💙i love Bioware, comic books, good food and cool pals. she/her. baal teshuva est. 5777✌🏼✡️
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they should have google maps but for searching things like "beautiful old oak tree near me", "cool, refreshing creek near me", etc. you see my vision
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I could beat literally all of you in a fight
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seeing adults act like mean girls is sooo embarrassing. you’re not cool, you just look miserable as hell
#except for when i do it bc im doing it fun and funky fresh#just kidding i have more love in my heart than can ever be contained and i treat strangers and acquaintances and friends and family with[..]#[..] the kindness and respect that they deserve
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i love scrolling my own blog narcissus at the pond style it’s so fun
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Tumblr is now giving me ads for trepanning
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i think it's really fun when a rly specific trope is super popular in one particular medium but in other ones it's just totally unheard of. it's the time knife. visual novel players are suuuuper used to death games but many others encountered them for the first time in squid games. the other day my mom showed me all excited the summary of a super original novel she found and it was about a girl who got reincarnated as the main character in her favorite fantasy book
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Send your regards to this one’s friends.
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I love this pic like he literally did not give a single fuck
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Yeah i feel a little poisoned But i keep on rocking
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i love accidentally stubmling onto horny blogs on tumblr that persist despite the porn ban, cause it feels like lifting a rock and seeing a bunch of ants scurrying around. like oh shit! i didnt know you were down there. sorry for interrupting carry on my dude good luck with the puppygirl stuff. thumbs up.
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oh nice final chapter you're editing thee. be a shame if the lette stopped woking popely, wouldn't it? vey fustating
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you ever realize how able bodied people just are not expected to do things that cause them excruciating physical pain? like they’re just. not
if i shouldn’t use my cane because i can sometimes technically walk without it, it would just hurt like a motherfucker then abled people should no longer be allowed to use potholders to take things out of the oven because i mean
well they could technically pick up a hot pan with their bare hands. it would just hurt like a motherfucker
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This blog is so funny 😂😂🤣 this shit got my ass twerking on the floor
you don’t have to do all that
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sorry to everyone for changing my pfp also i know i never do that. but him so cute 🥺
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my murderer boyfriend is coming back from his very long trip and we’re gonna bang in his ugly Sebring but i’ll be back soon okay?
#sorry to all of my good christian vampire fuckers for the things i am going to say over the next two months#some girls need to focus on Peacemaker’s Adrian Chase so that they don’t have a panic attack on the way to the airport
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