i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.
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"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.
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censorship
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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen
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i think at the end of every war they should dump a cooler full of blood on the president
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when u are an asshole eldritch abomination but your friend/airbnb gets sad at the lack of scenery
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alice dyer
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