sock-puppet-dinosaur
sock-puppet-dinosaur
top half sock puppet, bottom half dinosaur
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sock-puppet-dinosaur · 13 hours ago
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"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.
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sock-puppet-dinosaur · 13 hours ago
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'tapestry'
monotype prints with oil paint and pastel.
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sock-puppet-dinosaur · 1 day ago
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thinking about what is and what isn't allowed in frame with reference ecosystems in prairie restoration
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sock-puppet-dinosaur · 1 day ago
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i wish i could text my cat to check on him when I'm out but his whole illiterate thing really gets in the way
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sock-puppet-dinosaur · 1 day ago
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WARNING 18+
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sock-puppet-dinosaur · 1 day ago
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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 
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sock-puppet-dinosaur · 3 days ago
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Swept Away
Somedays my brain is too fried from everything going on, so I just doodle some mindless wiggly lines that make me happy.
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sock-puppet-dinosaur · 3 days ago
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Comet passing over village , spaghetti glyph
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sock-puppet-dinosaur · 3 days ago
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Suggest onto me a wee beastie, as was possibly foretold by the list below, and you may receive a hint as to its appearance.
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sock-puppet-dinosaur · 3 days ago
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it came to me in a vision
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sock-puppet-dinosaur · 3 days ago
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my eyes are up here but down there are my boobs so it's your choice really
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sock-puppet-dinosaur · 8 days ago
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it's called one william dollars because it's. bills:)
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sock-puppet-dinosaur · 8 days ago
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sock-puppet-dinosaur · 9 days ago
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some folks get REALLY upset when you talk on sincerity as much as i do, which is fine because we all have different trots. its beautiful to say 'no thanks' too. but if i had a wish it would be for those buds to feel safe enough to give it a shot. whole world isnt always snarling, just parts of it
it is just shocking how many buds walk around wearing old wounds like a mask and it is SO obvious. i just want to give them a hug and say BUD you dont have to wear those around anymore, you can set them down. love is weightless but i understand it looks so heavy after hauling all those wounds around
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sock-puppet-dinosaur · 9 days ago
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please, mr. jepsen is my father, call me maybe
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sock-puppet-dinosaur · 10 days ago
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people today with access to more raw information than any other period: the earth is flat
german artilleryman in 1916, who barely washes his own ass: I need to account for the curvature and rotation of the earth when plotting my firing plans
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sock-puppet-dinosaur · 11 days ago
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We go forward.
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twitter | facebook
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