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Good Omens 2 + Text Posts

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Lucy Lawless was not a particularly burly woman, but somehow she made Xena seem like a fucking tank and I don’t understand how.

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Weeeee

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So you’ve got this bitch-ass fitted sheet that you would normally pile into a ball and shove into a closet so you won’t have to deal with it, yeah? Well. Quit acting like a piece of linen is better than you are. You can make a fitted sheet bend to your will. And here’s how…

First, put your sheet on the floor. Stand above it for a few seconds so it knows who’s boss.

Then, put your hand in the lower left corner so that it’s inside out. Do the same to the lower right corner.

Now, your lower left and right corners of the fitted sheet should be inside out. (Shoutout to Amy Poehler, love your work).

Then, take the lower left corner (that’s still inside out) and tuck it into the upper left corner. It should look like the picture above once you’re done. Then, do the same with your right corners.

It should look something like that. Right now, she’s your friend at the end of a good night out. Doesn’t look really bad, but you know she deserves better. 

Pull at the corners until you get something like this shape, as it makes it easier to fold. You’ve given your friend some plain white bread and a glass of water. She’s looking much more presentable now.

Now, pull in at the elastic until you make a rectangle. You’ll want to tuck and smooth the excess fabric away from the elastic seams and towards the closed edge of the fitted sheet.

Once you’ve got a (semi) neat rectangle, fold the the top of the sheet down about a third of the way through. I like to fold the upper part of the sheet down first, because it’s not as straight of an edge as the bottom. You can find your own meaning within that description.

Now, fold the lower portion of the sheet on top of the part you’ve already folded down.

Fold the left side of the sheet into the middle, and then fold the right side of the sheet on top of what you just folded. 

Congratulations. You just made a fitted sheet your bitch.

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I could not love this man more than I do right now.

hello Mr. Gaiman! would you please tell my depression to fuck off?

I can try.

Dear Depression, please fuck off. Begin by fucking off, continue to fuck off, and about the point where you think perhaps it's time to stop fucking off and come back, then just fuck off some more.

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Hi Neil! I hope you and your family are doing great. I wanted to know what is exactly going on with the #disneymustpay task force. I heard you were part of the task force, so I wondered whether you can explain the details to me? Thanks in advance!

Disney bought other companies, such as Fox. People had previously made licensed property for the companies they bought, like Star Wars comics and novels. Disney decided to stop paying these authors royalties on the licensed properties, while keeping their own royalties from other publishers, and keeping the entirety of the publishing revenues from what they published themselves. It's wrong.

This was where it started: https://www.sfwa.org/2020/11/18/disney-must-pay/

And this is where it is now:

https://accrispin.blogspot.com/2021/09/disneymustpay-update-disney-is-still.html

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“Protect me tall friend”

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Legacy

My piece for the BioWare Fanzine!

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One more reason to love Neil. Also, happy second day of filming GO2. 💙

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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

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I love this so much 💕

« Fighting a rogue Spectre with countless lives at stake and no regulations to get in the way? I’d say that beats C-Sec. »

Garrus! A wonderful character and loyal companion. I wanted to portray him in the style of one of my old Dragon Age fanart (Iron Bull). Surprisingly, the work on the painting took only two days :P

Happy N7 Day <3

( available on redbubble • commissions • patreon • ko-fi )

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Today I saw a man who looked almost identical to you, but figured out he wasn't you because he was in a train station in Italy. Unless you're in Italy. Are you in Italy?

Dear God I hope not. When I got on this train in London they promised it was going to Scotland.

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shepard going the fuck off at tali’s trial: