Hey, I'm a palindrome. One day I'll figure out my shit. Today is not that day.
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This picture and caption my dad sent me is ingrained in my mind forever… 5:15 and all’s well…
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a collection of my favourite reactions to the news Ryan and Oliver are going to be reading thirst tweets
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My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it
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Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
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"ohh my god you can't just-"
Am I yours to command? Does the collar 'round my neck have your name on it? I kneel to no king nor god, and I see no crown on you.
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Eider ducks sound as though you’ve just told them a very interesting fact or juicy gossip.
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There's an etiquette to typo roasting. Like if they type "on" instead of "in" you overlook that. That's some autocorrect bs. But if they type "pebis" or some shit that's when you gotta get his ass
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