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"omg you'll post 'i need him' on the most average men" "she's mid" most of us are average and it's good that we can find beauty and desire in average people

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if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

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give an audience a canon gay ship and they will be entertained for one season. queerbait them and you entertain them for a lifetime.

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Hack for if you're struggling with ADHD paralysis and you can't get started on a task:

Step 1: Add some silly rule to the task to make it more interesting and whimsical.

Step 2: Pretend Sam Reich just told you to do it.

Here are a few examples that have worked for me recently.

(Bonus points if you can hear the setup in your head. "Alright, players, for your next challenge" 🎶ding🎶)

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DELTA RUNE TOMORROWWWW!!!

Tumblr Tuesday: Deltarune Tomorrow...is finally today

We have been waiting such a very long time. After many, many tomorrows, today's tomorrow is finally it: Chapters 3 and 4 of Deltarune will be released tomorrow in some timezones, making tomorrow Deltarune day in the US. AaaaaAaaah (the crowd goes wild). To celebrate this momentous occasion, please enjoy this fanart of Kris and co, and head over here to tumble further down the rabbit hole.

@kasprsketch:

@bonsubear:

@vio-marks:

@psychedelya:

@commiechair:

@keelysari:

@tomatertate:

@holidaybagels:

@sillyzlaurr:

@flyingsnake0:

@candyje11yfish:

@strawbunbunny:

@dessholiday47:

@inkyblinkyarts:

@paulok3tchup:

@keeperkepler:

@mint-chocolate-rooibos:

@stripysockxx:

@onebug:

@clownsharks:

@joishuhu:

@weaponizedalibi:

@vicdraws:

@duplicarto:

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

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learning to empathize with the French after reading Les Miserables and crying. maybe they’re people too

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** Permission to post from their pages was granted by the artist Don’t remove credits & don’t repost/edit the art Please, rate and/or bookmark their works on Pixiv too **

Artist :   かんむり (pixiv / twitter)

Source

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Some idiot: "Why are you reading your own fic, that's shallow and stupid"

All fanfic writers and writers everywhere: "Who the fuck do you think I wrote it for?!"

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my whole life in two sentences

come on gimme things to sort. i'm so fucking good at sorting come on lemme sort

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When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

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writing is so fun

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*looks at books* too tired for you *looks at films* too tired for you *looks at art supplies* too tired for you *eyes fall on tumblr* oho ho

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you ever watch something and just think... "god i cannot wait to get on ao3 after this"

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i could blog better than this but i won't