socksual-innuendos
You gotta risk it if you want the biscuit
Howdy. I'm Socks, a crusty old biologist. Not OSHA approved so minors please don't follow.
I do that draw thing on occasion, and have both a sfw and not OSHA approved art blog. to get access to the latter, dm me or send a message off anon to confirm your age.
I don't tag anything so ye be warned. I work mostly on a queue system.
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An autistic friend of mine just said this to me “The harder I work at communication the more people expect from me and the less they are willing to compromise.” and it is the most fucking heartbreaking thing I’ve heard.
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i live in a basement right now and the upstairs folks have a baby who is, i would guess, perhaps 18 to 24 months now. the sound insulation in my place is actually fantastic - when the baby cries i CAN hear it but i have to really try, you know - except when stuff, obviously, directly impacts the floor right above my head.
which is, i think, where baby's playpen is set up. because she is the world's smartest baby maybe, and her favorite thing to do is drop a wooden ball - perhaps bowling ball sized? (guessing) - directly on the ground and listen to it 1. bounce until it stops or 2. roll away. it's her time for dropping things. it's baby drop time. she will do this until she stops and i can do nothing to prevent the baby drop time from occurring.
she does this daily between 6-8pm for something like 20 minutes as well as intermittently throughout the day as she pleases. this is something i comment on to my friends when it happens. you know - it's baby drop time! which means sometimes,
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hey genuine question why do people put that fucking water filter over screenshots. just post them. fuck you.
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star wars fans really just make anything up
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"come take these eyes,
i would rather be blind"
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sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher
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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)
LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)
LOVE (nothing wrong with me)
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