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hi i want to know if i'm insane
#sometimes i accidentally sleep it at the end of the night instead of properly shutting it down#but i try to shut it down as often as possible because i abused my old laptop so badly sldkhfdklsh#i want to take care of this one
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- Thought you could use a hand! - You're late! - Didn't want to arrive without a gift.
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I've been replaying DAO and I have to admit it's kinda hilarious how each class' 'evil' specialization is obtained.
For blood magic, one must sell the soul of an innocent child to a demon.
For the reaver specialization, one must defile a sacred artifact for a crazed cultist and drink dragon blood.
For an assassin, one must be nice enough to Zevran that he's willing to show you. Zevran has morals.
One of these is not like the others.
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#dragon age#gee harding how come op lets you get two team slots#honestly the biggest strategy for me here is ensuring team synergy between myself and everybody else#i went fenris/lucanis/dorian because i feel like i could get along well enough with each of them to get the team to work together#at least for the sake of having a common goal#dorian and fenris are gonna butt heads the most but i feel like dorian has done enough growing since inquisition#like inq-era dorian the slavery apologist would NOT fly#but veilguard dorian who has been working to overturn it and stick up for the oppressed will probably gel with fenris ok#i dont feel like any of them are especially loose cannons? so they wont do anything crazy to fuck up everyones day#also i love all of them (especially spite) and thats half the battle when it comes to team synergy isnt it#plus having three magicky boys (lyrium tats; spirit cohost; mage) cant hurt in the da universe
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This, right here, of all the things The Veilguard did wrong - and they’ve done wrong a lot of things - this right here is the worst thing they’ve done.
Because they gave us an entire expansion pack dedicated to the fact that the Darkspawn are as much the victims of the Old Gods and the blight as the rest of the world.
They have spent an entire expansion pack, HOURS of gameplay, to show us that the Darkspawn can be reasoned with, that they crave freedom, that they can be freed from the yolk of the song, that they can be helped, where at the end you can side with the guy who is helping them and let them be.
They gave us all this only, at the end, at the culmination of the story of the blight and Darkspaw, guve us 3 sentences to basically say “ah nah. Fuck them”
I joke sometimes Justice For The Architect but now I say it with pure sincerity, as seriously as I can. Justice for the Architect, justice for Dragon Age Awakening and justice for the player base who invested hours upon hours into a storyline only to be told “yeah we’re not actually doing that”.

Siri, play In The Arms Of An Angel
#datv#datv spoilers#THANK YOU OMG#'theyre not people' i mean.... they kind of are though... like we *know* at least some of the darkspawn are people who were turned#so hypothetically we might be able to turn them back?? why are we dismissing this out of hand???#it really feels like the writers wanted to Not Have to Deal With That Going Forward so they just threw that in there to nip it in the bud#like they just dont want to deal with the blight in future installments. they want to do something else. so that means 'solving' the blight#so sure - the blight lost its oomph without the gods to manipulate it and all the darkspawn are just mindless beasts now anyway#so we dont have to worry about coming up with a cure (for them OR the wardens who are just magically healed now i guess)#so we can just have a timeskip in da5 and focus completely on the next thing and never have to talk about the blight again :)#all the cleanup happens offscreen nice and neat#NO!! I DIDNT SPEND YEARS FIGHTING THE BLIGHT FOR IT TO END LIKE THIS#IM FINDING THE REST OF THE DARKSPAWN MAGISTERS AND IM CURING THE DARKSPAWN WARDENS AND AS MANY GHOULS AS I CAN#YOU CANT STOP ME BIOWARE
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Yikes. Unfollowing now. Huge fan of his rebellion, imprisonment of the elven gods and creation of the Veil. Didn’t know his wife was ~2,979 years younger than him
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Fave character of each class from every game, go:
Warrior
Rogue
Mage
#aw jeez#this is so hard in some ways and so easy in others uhhh#i had to cheat and pick some runnners up dsflkhsdlkf some of them really are too close to call#warrior: alistair (sten); fenris (carver); cassandra; davrin#rogue: leliana; varric; varric (cole); varr-- lucanis#mage: morrigan; anders; solas (dorian); sol-- emmrich#varric sweep lets goooooo#does dog count as a warrior? i just see dog as dog tbh#otherwise he would be obvious top pick for dao warrior
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Solas being the way he is while also clearly using art as a means to reflect on his actions is absolutely ridiculous (affectionate)
Is drawing even therapeutic for him? Was it just for record-keeping purposes at first, knowing the Veil would destroy the Vir Dithara? Is it just something methodical to busy his hands? His regrets are important and all I guess but I needed answers for what goes through his mind when he paints more than anything else. Of all possible outlets the Pride Guy chooses something unavoidably introspective. Explain lol.
Yeah yeah you failed your closest confidants and everyone who ever trusted you anyway please outline your creative process in detail!
#datv#datv spoilers#yeah well we all know mythal isnt the best at accountability either so. grain of salt and all that.#these tags are SO GOOD - i would take it a step past 'thats why there are no paintings of lavellan' and say#thats why there are no paintings of the inquisition AT ALL#because despite everything he did make friends that he truly cared about. lavellan is a cut above obv#but he did still have a fondness for the people he LIKED - i think ppl like to handwave that because its easier#'oh no he wasnt friends with anyone hes just a liar and master manipulator' ok well liars can still form bonds so uh...#also i like to think thats why corypheus isnt there either. clearly he fucked up with cory and didnt want ANY of that to happen#but for that to be a deep regret that would mean regretting the advent of the inquisition and the friends he met along the way and blabla#and i think ultimately he doesnt regret his time with them even though it did weaken his resolve quite a bit for a while#also i tend to agree more with varric than mythal on this one bc i dont think mythal ever really saw solas for who he really was#varric has the take that solas *wants* to be the villain. that all his mistakes werent really mistakes. they were deliberate choices#he cant stand the lack of control. hes WISDOM and PRIDE - he knows better than to make mistakes! everything was calculated!#hes just a baaaaad guy! just a real e-vil dude#and varric is like 'thats how he copes with it. he needs to think it was a choice'#which is very fitting with everything we see and learn about solas. he NEEDS to be right!#and everything he does is in pursuit of the right thing!! so it becomes a big series of oopsies that look objectively evil#when hes just trying to make up for his mistakes (poorly). oh but hes wisdom so he knows what hes doing! he just doesnt care!#no... hes a [silly goose] who doesnt know everything#and each time he tries to reset the dominos just knocks down another set of dominos and now hes trying to set the dominos on fire - sOLAS N#i love him your honor#sometimes i fear that in my defense of his character i might seem to be oversimplifying him to make him sound like a Good Upstanding Guy#and i dont mean to i swear i just find him so delightfully complex and distilling him down to “a villain” or “a hero” is a disservice#“you are bad guy. but this does not make you *bad guy*” -the inquisitor probably
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sketches
#datv#well well well#if it isnt my gorgeous boyfriends#idk how to explain it but their poses feel so... them?#'well yeah emm just stands like that' NO you dont understand#its more than that! its something about the way its drawn that makes them feel alive?#i like them thats what im trying to say
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"I am Elgar'nan — First of the Firstborn, Last of the Evanuris."
#datv#this artwork is so beautiful#i want to eat it#also this isnt helping my unfortunate elgar'nan obsession#you ever hate a character so deeply that suddenly theyre all you can think about? yeahh...#i would not be immune to his brainwashing im so sorry rook and solas u_u
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giorno and pompompurin friendship (real)
#my favorite jojo (giogio?) and my favorite sanrio character lol#god i love them#theyre so cute in this style!
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#it is objectively good that some people *do not get* intrusive thoughts about committing crimes! im happy for those people!#however my brain is a silly torment machine that makes me think about genuinely heinous things!#thats why im called mentally ILL and not mentally WELL#its always wild when people talk about intrusive thoughts like theyre *all* the simplest things#like “oh hehe i get the urge to stick my whole hand in a peanut butter jar!”#then youve got a fellow who goes “sometimes my intrusive thoughts tell me to mow down a line of pedestrians in my car”#and its suddenly “oh my god?? youre a horrible person?” THE THOUGHTS. THEY ARE INTRUSIVE. THEY ARE INTRUDERS#THEY ARE NOT WELCOME IN MY BRAIN! BUT THEY ENTER REGARDLESS! THEY ARE NOT EXPRESSIONS OF MY DESIRES!#i just want to mind my business and live happily. i dont need my own brain committing psychological warfare on me#ive actually personally been having the pedophile fears since i was a child myself. like at age 12!!#i was scared i would grow up to be a pedophile. because i had crushes on my fellow 12 year olds. like... if thats not irrational idk what i
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The Butcher
For the Love of Treviso ❤️
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Shhhh don't talk to her she's in the middle of her emotional support daydreams
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My first ever poll!
#datv#my canon rook (duke) is a grey warden and he lives and dies by the order#plus its not like he can really 'give up' being a warden yknow lmaooo#and terryn is a shadow dragon - he wouldnt give up that life either#unless emmrich really wanted them to settle down in the necropolis. he cant say no to emm (and especially manfred)
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I think solas’s body language in his atonement ending is just. good lord that man is tired of making world-altering decisions that hurt people.
you hand him the dagger after telling him that what he’s doing won’t do what he wants it to and the way he’s only barely holding it
It’s balanced on the tips of his fingers and once he holds it more firmly, it’s still such a loose grip and he’s tapping the blade in a way where you can see him considering what rook is saying
And then after he’s freed of mythal’s bonds - he looks back at the tears in the world and his eyes clear and there is no hesitation in how he draws that blade across his palm. He sees a way forward that doesn’t require him to doom thousands more to death and wastes no time choosing that other, better way.
He’s never wanted to do this. He’s never wanted the blood of yet another world on his hands. And the moment he’s free to find a better way, the only blood he spills is his own
#datv#datv spoilers#GOD I LOVE HIM#hate him if you must but you cant deny hes such a complex and compelling character
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Top 5 women?
bro i can't even top one woman ha ha h[two drums and a cymbal fall from the ceiling killing me instantly
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