call me soda (they/them), 25, writer in theory not practice
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you say to me here is a woman. she's insane and irreparably broken and probably a danger to herself and others. and i say yay yippee woohoo! and things of this nature
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mwaaaah ! In these trying times.
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guys.....? i don't think we're at the hotel motel holiday inn anymore..........
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minor tumblr user's carrd: over 25 dni!!
25 year old who was going to prey on this minor: oh damn 😔 here I was planning to groom them but i can't because of their dni 😔 what a shame 😔😔😔😔😔
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just know if i could crawl on the ceiling on all fours i would
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a court of thorns and roses. ballad of songbirds and snakes. bowl of macaroni and cheese
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the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts
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Why was one direction buying a teenage girl
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(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)
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what a legend
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Salem the bunny boy bride
(HE/HIM) 🗡️🐇🔥🏳️⚧️
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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
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