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SpongeBob and Patrick discover that the mise en scènce of squidward’s house is so alluring that they start hooking up on the down low there. When Squidward discovers this he completely trashes his place so they’ll stop, but when he finds out that they started fucking at Squilliam’s house, he gets jealous and overcompensates by turning his house into a love hotel: The Sinful Cephalopod

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when youre talking to someone and you can tell theyre a sex baby and not a stork baby

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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Illustrations for SLAPS!Volume 4 at Elephant Room Gallery in Chicago

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Jerry suspects the oracle might be flirting with him. Elaine attempts to break up with a chariot racer by joining the vestal virgins. Kramer makes raunchy pottery. George refuses to believe that he has been cursed.

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Right click -> save as -> ancient curse

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girl youre not better than everyone just because you dont use tiktok

yes i am

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im nonbinary which means I use male deodorant on one armpit and female deodorant on the other

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vampire sucking blood from the inner thigh can be something so erotic and more vampire media needs to get on this train

look at this post with your eyes if you agree

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I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

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theyre gonna need an intimacy coordinator for me and this calzone

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make a comic

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this what im going thru rn. if anyone gaf

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