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i….i always assumed it was just a weird name

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being called "cringe" by another tumblr user is just so..............my sibling in christ u are also on the app

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anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy

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Furbonidas at Thermopylae

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i love men that know when to just shut their fucking mouth

i’ve never met one

but i love the concept

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Glinda really had an entire musical number expounding on the theme of "success in life is not about being highly qualified or even competent, but manipulating people's superficial perception of you." and then she went into POLITICS. truly the #girlboss representation the world has earned

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Best RPF Ship - FINAL!

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My liege, how do you remain positive in a world so cruel?

There is a lot of despair right now. I do not wish to add for it. A lot of things can be taken from me, but I will remain hopeful and silly and filled with love for the people I care about. They will not take away my joy

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the trolley problem vs. systemic oppression: a comic.

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I have deep love for the cat.

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already october. that'd freak me out if any year since 2019 had been real. luckily they haven't

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i would say that, mentally speaking, i'm in a good place right now! physically of course, the crows continue their chanting,

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truly the wildest thing about all the Bridgerton discourse about "is Nicola Coughlan too FAT to be a convincing love interest???" is that in many ways she actually looks better in the period costumes than her thinner counterparts because she has the figure to really fill them out. those dresses are incredibly flattering on larger bodies because they emphasise the bust and cleavage whilst creating a very elegant silhouette. there's something unintentionally hilarious about hearing pearl-clutching in the distance over "idk is this FAT WOMAN sexy enough to be believable as an object of lust??" whilst Penelope Featherington's majestic heaving bosoms are almost spilling out of her dress in a category 5 titty event. if anything she's too sexy. they had to spend the first two seasons putting her in ugly dresses in a desperate attempt to conceal the fact that she's serving more cunt than the entire itty bitty titty committee combined

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Anyone else spending their afternoon just casually feeling like a failure?