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“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.

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This is true love. You think this happens every day?

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loml, the libby app

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i will Never deactivate. if i die this blog shall remain eternal as a museum of my greatness. a monument of my legacy.

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My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

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man sometimes i really want to get back into welding but then i remember that the guys from the first course i took won’t be there and change my mind

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i fear the battle is lost at this point but i still flinch every time i see "gay panic" used as a cute positive phrase. Like let's go on say wikipedia.org for a second and try typing that one in folks

edit: i caved and looked in the notes and my god you people are stupid. Stop talking about this like it's ancient history. The gay/trans panic defense is quite literally still legal in the majority of the US. Look at this map since you apparently don't have wikipedia or like any kind of search engine on your computers

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alt-j / cinnamon toast crunch advertisements / simone weil / cinnamon toast crunch advertisements / frank bidart

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outing myself as a filthy danganronpa enthusiast

(also watch goodbye despair musical from twisted minds theatre ooo)

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Evrard with 1A or 5A maybe? Pick whichever one you prefer

Love your art btw :)

How dare you make me figure out how to draw the furry bait bunny man 😭 I’d been avoiding it for so long /lh /j

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When Clark was a kid, I feel like his parents might’ve just said he was autistic or something and honestly, it would’ve made sense. I can totally picture him being that one kid at school assemblies wearing big noise-canceling headphones, quietly overwhelmed by all the sound and movement. He probably hated being touched because it made him feel overstimulated, and he’d get panic attacks pretty easily. But even with all that, he was still a cheerful, kind kid—he could hold a conversation, make friends, smile at strangers. Still, people would look at him and just think, yep, classic autism in that way where it’s obvious, but not in a bad way. Just… Clark being Clark.

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*at a company party for the daily planet*

coworker: why is Bruce Wayne here

Lois: he's Clark's boyfriend and needed a break from his kids

Coworker:... Clark as in your husband ?

Lois: yeah

Coworker: Bruce Wayne is dating your husband and coming to a company party and you're not throwing a fit

Lois: why would i? Bruce is my boyfriend sometimes when I want him to be *shrugs and walks over to Clark and Bruce*

Coworker: ????

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY