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ATLA characters as things my friends and I have said
Sokka: I. Will. Kill. You. If. You. Steal. My. Food.
Toph: Can we steal the fire extinguisher for fun?
Sokka: Sometimes, you just need to calm down and say: It’s time to drop the apple.
Katara: But why drop the apple?
Sokka: I don’t know, it just seemed like a good thing to say at the time.
Zuko: You know you’ve got it right when a scam caller hangs up on you.
Toph: No, listen. If you get a spam call, just answer and say: I did it, there’s blood everywhere.
Zuko: I used to stab flies in the eyes with a needle but that was before I found religion you see.
Sokka: WEAPONIZE THE TODDLERS.
Zuko: Why are we weaponizing toddlers?
Katara: I have no idea but that's a horrible idea.
Aang: But what if it's a wonderful idea?
Toph: I guess I'm an oompaloompa now.
Sokka: Heck yeah I wanna smell like a gun, cause I'm a manly man.
Aang: I don’t know why anyone gets into that kinda stuff when there’s things in the world like mac n cheese.
Zuko: Yes fire. All the fire.
Ty Lee: Those are absolutely adorable, I would love to run someone over cutely.
Toph: A letter opener can be used for stabbing people if you try hard enough.
Mai: Anything can be used for stabbing if you try hard enough.
Sokka: Although my question is, how would one go about stabbing someone with a loaf of bread?
Toph: Let it get really stale and then sharpen it.
Sokka: Exactly yes, or you could bake it until it’s really crisp then stab them in the eye.
Zuko: We are discussing how to kill someone with bread? Excellent.
Sokka: If you want to feel successful in life, surround yourself by failures so no matter what you do, you always feel good about yourself.
Toph: Just delete the world.
Aang: Hehe I know a really good word: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. It’s a lung disease from inhaling volcanic ash.
Ty Lee: Fun facts are fun, especially murdery ones.
Katara: I like frogs in theory but not in practice.
Zuko: Too many of us have become obsessed with arson.
Toph:...but the shoe fits. In the stomach.
real joy is reading those zukka fics where zuko and iroh are living in ba sing se and zuko keeps sneaking off to be gay and iroh is becoming increasingly concerned that he’s doing like dangerous/illegal/avatar-hunting type things and then iroh finds out and is like oh! thank god! i didn’t even consider you might be gay! this is so much better than anything i ever could have hoped for! and zuko is like …what