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The cross-over noone asked for or wanted:

Beetlejuice and Green Day.

In which Lydia belts "wake me when September eeeeeeeeends!!"

And Billie Joe Armstrong sings "wake me up, when I'm 21"

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Whaddup everyone!!! I finished up another one of the art requests!!!! I combined three of them into one drawing and OHMYGOD was it ever difficult to think of shit that Beej might hoard. My favorite thing in the hoard is the rando loose spaghetti without a container. 

I;m so fuckign glad to be finished with this fuckign thing lmao. I can’t keep putting this much energy into requests anymore lol >.> 

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BJ: I am a pinata, and God is  a 13-year-old-boy at his birthday party who just learned about his parent’s divorce

Lydia: literally all I asked is if you had a good day while I was at school

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Oh we all know Beej is only soft for one family of breathers and one couple of newly deads. Everyone else gets the rat man XD

It’s true!

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leaked vid of the maitlands celebrating hanukkah while lydia films

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leaked vid of bj after lydia shows him hairspray for the first time

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Smooches for the Ghost with the Most!

alt title: local deceased married couple turn the tables on local demonic bastard [and as a result he becomes less bastardous]

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December 25th is getting closer and I am scared.

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Beetlejuice, lounging on your bed, covered in fake rose petals: The scenery is fake here, but there’s a giant SNAKE here ;)))))

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The last one omg

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If you write for Dewey Finn pls reblog this or let me know so that I can follow you!!!! I need more content about that sweet boy!!!

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bro… are you writing mean things about yourself online..?

stop saying these things.. u gotta stop using maladaptive coping humour to demean and belittle yourself so much.. i just want u to be kinder to urself bro

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Pls reblog this if youre a beetlejuice blog that doesnt ship beetlebabes, id like to know some more blogs I can follow safely

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me: looks at any drawing of beej with sharp teeth very aware that irl it’d be terrifying

also me: baby,,, t e ef,,, ch o m pers 

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Hi you reblogged that "3 sentence fanfic based off of your url" thing I'm bad but imma try it and I'm gonna attempt to make it fandom related. "Why do you like the bugs? Don't the bites hurt?" She was confused as to why BJ enjoyed the company of the bugs. "If you're nice to them, they're nice back. When they do bite, they aren't hard bites. The most I get are soft bug bites." Beetlejuice explained as he watched a beetle crawl across his arm. She nodded, albeit still a bit confused.

woah!! i totally forgot about that, but this is really good!

thank you!!

i love that the bugs are friends ^-^ friendly nips :3

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a lot of people have been talking about Beetlejuice eating a bunch of gross/inedible things and i love these hcs but i also propose, Lydia also eats cursed food. she has a really intense salt/sweet/sour tooth so she just slaps together whatever horrible food combinations she can find. pb&j with cheese and whipped cream? delicious. sour skittles in mayonnaise? you betcha. pizza dipped in chocolate milk? why not? Beetlejuice keeps encouraging her to go worse and worse. they’re hardboiling eggs in dr pepper in the kitchen. delia is crying.