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I want my ass slapped and $7000 inserted into my bank account
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man them bitches in greek mythology were right…sure would be nice to be a tree right about now
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checking the news every morning like
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man them bitches in greek mythology were right…sure would be nice to be a tree right about now
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idgaf about people who make fun of subtitles when im having fun understanding what the fuck people r saying in movies
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“It interests me how we find ways to feel superior to another person, another group of people. It happens everywhere, and all the time. Whatever we call it, I think it’s the lowest part of who we are, this need to find someone else to put down.” - Elizabeth Strout, My Name is Lucy Barton
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decided ima continue being a soft bitch that cares too much bc that’s what makes me me
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Jurassic Park will be a lot safer if they used doorknobs instead of door handles.
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ig: dauphinette.nyc • help the movement
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Cops keep getting suspended for roughing up protesters - so, if we all protest for long enough, eventually the only cops left *not* suspended will be the ones that refuse to engage in brutality…
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