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mariah having the greatest toxic obsessive violent gay love story in wrestling history and then dipping to go do random shit in the competition is crazy though. that is truly dean ambrose's biological daughter.

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i'm not watching but i fully believe a threesome with ospreay would fix swerve and hangman. send tweet.

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"Beso" means "kiss" in Spanish

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ospreay is out here publicly begging his friends to quit their jobs and come to aew. and he already succeeded once!

meanwhile mox can't even say "i'd like seth in aew" once in his life. ambrollins shippers continue to suffer more than jesus

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mox knows that if he only said "i need you here with me" once, seth would immediately fold. he knows the power he possesses and he's not willing to use it. at least not yet.

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apart from the fact that it makes no sense for roman to suddenly reveal he hated seth the whole time in the year 2022, roman just hating seth for 10+ years and their relationship never changing or evolving at all and roman never forgiving him is just the most boring, uninteresting storyline decision you could possibly make. i just could not care less about that at this point and i think anyone who does is a truly ridiculous person. like i expect wwe storylines to be shallow and cringe and dumb. but shield stories should be better.

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again, it's funny how people are so quick to praise hangman's and roman's nuanced character work and acting and storytelling skills and redemption arc etc etc (with the latter, it's mostly stuff people just made up and has nothing to do with what actually happened onscreen lbr) and act like mjf's redemption arc in 2023 and seth's redemption arc in 2017 never happened.

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seth rollins admitting his guilt and his sins, saying he deserved his injury, calling his father figure out for manipulating and abusing him, saying he wants to reclaim the person he was before, defeating the one who he sold his soul to while injured, saying he wants to be a better man now and promising he wasn't going to return to his old ways, saying sorry to the person he hurt the most, begging him to punish him, and being there for his brothers at every step will always be better than "i need to win a title to complete my redemption." like what are we doing here

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On Sunday, cowboy, meet me in the desert. I'm calling you out for a shootout, bruv!

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When camera shots in wrestling become art 3/?

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me: I ship them

friend: oh like romantically?

me: no. like cursed object passed between hands for centuries, they are cosmically linked, probably bonded by blood ritual, I think they’ve fought in a war together in at least three lifetimes, and their souls make direct eye contact every time they breathe in the same room

friend: so… romantically?

me: yeah. like. with kissing.

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