softass - Tumblr blog

[softass]

dude my pussy is straight up doing the cinnamon challenge right now

[softass]

beedeebeedeebeedee holy shit buck beedeebeedee

[softass]

I know the two of us haven't talked at all, but stay safe alright? Its been real -S

try my best. we'll see how well that goes if im right about what happens next here

[softass]

WRONG BLONG I'M SO SORRY DAVE. I'VE BEEN RUNNING AROUND EVERYWHERE. THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING ALSO DAVE

yeah yw 👍

[softass]

thank you for everything, ofelia.

oh my god you're welcome but i can't believe you think im ofelia. wrong blog numpnuts.

[softass]

i don't know if im gonna be here tomorrow, if you're gonna be able to read this at all or if you'll all be dead by then. but it's been real.

[softass]

the countdown in my head has been ticking

i can't see the numbers but i can hear it ticking

and the clocks more zeroes than not now

[softass]

mario tennis im so fucking sorry

lady's and gentlemen. ive figured it out.

we're on her school computer.

[softass]

lady's and gentlemen. ive figured it out.

we're on her school computer.

[softass]

i see you

[softass]

oh i get it because. spiders. like web crawlers. and robots.

[softass]

is this you. dickhead.

[softass]

what are you doing tomorrow

i think im going to give up all earthly possessions and become a monk. computer games especially.

[softass]

[softass]

if this all keeps tumbling down im gonna be pissed off

[softass]

i hear he's been slamming it watching tom and jerry in those felt caverns of his. haha dude must be toked out of his mind.

C4NT S4Y H1S N4M3 D4WG💯

N0N3 0F MY SH1T G3TS F1LT3R3D P4ST [PUPPET NAME] BR0SK1 TH3 0NLY 1NFLU3NC3 1 G0T 1S TH3 PR3S3T T4GS🔥🔥🔥 1F [PUPPET NAME] H4D T0 4PPR0V3 MY SH1T 65% 0F 3V3RYTH1NG 1V3 S41D W0ULD N3V3R H4V3 B33N P0ST3D‼️‼️‼️