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Yeah Bella for SURE is the next most likely to get mauled by a bear after Emmett.
Moves to Forks, mopes around a bit then decides to go for a walk in the woods and find a nice spot to read and try to stop thinking about the weird guy in biology (what is his deal!?!?) and then, whoops, Arizona city girl accidentally comes between a mama bear and her cubs, game over.
Except . . . weird guy from biology catches the scent of her delicious-freesia blood. He kills the bear and with a heroic force of will carries Bella back to Carlisle (too delicious to attempt to change her himself) and congrats, Esme, you have a new baby girl.
Now Bella's experience is like everyone else's: no warning, she barely knows these people, and while her physical attraction to Edward is there, they haven't like, talked much yet. But he is the angel who saved her.
Is she as good at being a vampire in this scenario? I mean, probably? Because Beau is pretty much the same and he didn't have time to "prepare" and "brace himself" like Bella supposedly did in Eclipse/Breaking Dawn so she still probably is remarkably controlled. Does she try to visit Charlie? How quickly do she and Edward get together? How much is he hating himself for being selfish enough to doom her to this life rather than letting her soul ascend to Heaven where she surely belongs?
Is Rosalie as resentful or does she just feel bad for her? I'd imagine she'd still not be thrilled about the disruption to her life, but in this case Bella wasn't making the informed choice to 'throw her life away,' she was dying and 'rescued.'
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Bella: My child it's completely fine
Resentment:

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I’d never given much though to how I would die. But dying in place of someone I love seems like a good way to go. I can’t bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me face to face with death. They also brought me to Edward.
TWILIGHT 2008, dir. Catherine Hardwicke
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greta thunberg and 11 others on the flotilla carrying aid to gaza have been kidnapped by the israeli government in international waters.
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one of the more unrealistic things in twilight is that a child of divorce immediately got married at 18 to someone she’s known for only like two years. like hello.
#also i can speak experience that the last thing you want to do as someone who had to be the parent and not the child growing up#no way in hell youre going knocked up at 18 AND be happy about it
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sex is not supposed to be about what you can tolerate!!!!! sex is supposed to be about what you genuinely want and enjoy!!!!! and if you’re traumatized and/or not straight, believe me, I know it’s not that simple to figure out what it is that you actually want and enjoy.
you’re not a bad person if you do something that you don’t particularly enjoy because, for example, it makes your partner happy, but always remember: you have no obligation to engage in sexual activities that you don’t fully like and enjoy.
and you don’t ever, ever need to justify that - if your partner has an issue with “It makes me kind of uncomfortable” or “I don’t really like it”, then that person does not deserve a moment of your time, in or outside of the bedroom. you don’t have to prove yourself to anyone; you don’t have to meet anyone’s standards of acceptable vs. unacceptable activity (or lack thereof); you don’t have to force yourself to be comfortable with something because of any perceived political connotations of performing or refusing that act.
saying yes because you feel guilty about saying no is not consent. saying yes because you’re scared of what will happen if you say no is not consent. saying yes because you figure you might as well just endure it is not consent. sex ed on here and elsewhere doesn’t give a single shit about traumatized people and I wish someone had told me all of this a lot sooner.
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Malcolm in the Middle (2000–2006) The Umbrella Academy (2019 ─ ) Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) The Simpsons (1989 ─ )
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Just saying if E/B went to Dartmouth instead of having a teeth-baby they would live in New Hampshire and it would be great because I live in NH and a few months ago there was an article in the paper about how a moose was spotted outside the local Chili's and I just think that would be a great environment for a human/vampire couple. Bella could have Chili's and Edward could have the moose. Dinner date!
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okay but aging is literally a privilege. notice that
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#listen as prev said#the fucking care chase is so ridiculous#like i cant even say it's fanfiction worthy because no one in the course of all these years ever fucking came up with it#but at the same time it's the funniest thing I've read in my life so like at this point I happily embrace its canonicity
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Someone: "How are you today?”
The hallucination of Edward Cullen that I keep around at all times: "Lie."
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Au where Bella actually learns a ton about cars in new moon from Jake and when Edward breaks her truck in the beginning of eclipse she just opens up the hood and reconnects whatever he took apart and drives off without him leaving him in shock cause he didn’t realize that she learned anything
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✧ TWILIGHT
Dir. Catherine Hardwicke — November 21, 2008
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Midnight Sun is very funny bc Edward is all I'm so mature these people are like little children to me and then you see him experiencing the most insane adolescent mood swing anyone has ever had
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Amazing.
Also obsessed with the characters they chose to include:
Charlie and Jacob do not live in this house. Jasper, Esme and Emmett do but are not included. Just a delightful assortment of characters.
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