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lmao get drinked sky

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no fucking way. theyre gonna get markiplier for realsies this time.

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*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

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Cops live on taxpayer dollars. Cops have their settlements for their abuses paid by taxpayer dollars. Then they loathe the taxpayers they are paid to serve. #ACAB

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Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game

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this is like classical athens level of gay misogyny some aristotle type misogyny.

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Patriarchy is malware.

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It’s 2018 and I still have no clue how CDs work. It’s a shiny disc, how do they get data on that, let alone that much?? Magic

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just smoked a seriously orwellian blunt

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Baby Clifford & baby Snoopy

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The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

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You gotta walk in rooms like God sent you

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Maybe iCarly... was... wrong?..

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Cannot believe the Dems nominated Biden. Actual elder abuse

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are you fucking kidding me don't get your stigmata done at the mall with a piercing gun do you have any idea how unsanitary that is. you should get them done properly with nails and a cross that have been sterilized beforehand.