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Thinking about the Colima Spider Vessel. they really captured her humble expression

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i always thought moist was a great word. you take a letter away and you get mist. very atmospheric and gothic. you add a letter and you get maoist. what more can one say

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genuinely the funniest fucking thing ive seen all day

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Let's all fall victim to groupthink

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what was going on here last night

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3d model idea

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abhsjdkkf i've been pestering my friend to listen to tma. honestly pretty accurate description of the first season

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Indulgence

+closeups

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get booped

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>nothingburger

>small potatoes

>?

>everythingbagel

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me double checking that the ask i’m sending isn’t going to contain my ip address and a photo of my own ass that i never took

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Found an ocarina lol

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gets corrupted by the salmon cannon

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You can teleport one (1) single individual live seagull into any time or place in history. Where would you choose to put it to best fuck with peoples' heads and cause as much confusion as possible?

I'd pick Tutankhamun's tomb, just behind the sealed door, 30 seconds before the seal is broken and the tomb is opened. Imagine throwing that into the curse myth - just as these people are about to crack open the greatest cold one in history, knowing that this is what they'll be known for from hereon, they open the door that must not be opened, and out scatters a frantic, deeply baffled bird, entirely healthy and intact, fluttering away never to be seen again, with no apparent way of how it got in.