softlatine

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you found it disgusting and immoral i found it sexy and arousing that’s why i’m happier than you

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step 1. get everyone in the world to want to fuck me

step 2. vow of celibacy

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too many movies have been ruined by not casting ugly people

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first

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permission to lib out?

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me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...

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cumming is good but i kinda wish we didnt have war

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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Any day now

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my friends jerk off to more avant-garde concepts than your friends do

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"military time" do NOT disrespect miss 24hs she would never join the imperialist machine

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“youre so mean” if you guys werent fucking stupid i wouldnt have to be mean to you. change starts with you

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change does not come from a place of comfort

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tumblr is one of the only places i will actually unmute a video when the tags are like "omg unmute it" bc i know most everyone else on this website loves reading and hates noise like i do so it must be pretty good

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