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people don’t remember this but in the early 2000s white brunettes and white blondes were treated as something even deeper than different races- they were seen as like animals of two different species locked in a never ending battle for dominance. they were like yin and yang- the blonde was pathos and the brunette logos. it was truly something to behold.

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walter wouldnt have gotten into meth if skyler put a little more effort into that lame ass excuse for a birthday handjob

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So Bugs and Coyote just kinda lay around and make out a little and that’s your cartoon right there.

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Foreigners should know that American students are actually the smartest in the world, but The School System does not teach them anything. American teachers actually suck the knowledge out of students’ brains dementor style every day. Even after graduating, they cannot learn anything outside of school either because all the books are banned; local libraries and book stores make banned book displays to taunt Americans with forbidden knowledge but, if they touch a banned book, they will spontaneously combust. If someone somehow manages to illegally retain any knowledge, their burger rations are withheld.

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veil's been thin these past few days. anyone else notice that the veil's been thin these past few days

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this photo of fidel castro and che guevara ..... you know the communist revolutionary fujos were getting their whole lives....

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Joy de vivre

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