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Lol they were losing bad this game and Neymar knewwwww “warm up”

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neymessi holding hands 🫶🏼

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i love this

Guess the Wrestler 8-Bit Edition. How many did you get? Would you like a part 2?

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You deserve doctors who won’t stop believing your symptoms are real after the first tests they run come back negative. 

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Friendly reminder that not everyone with POTS faints! It is a form of orthostatic intolerance and dysautonomia, not a fainting disorder. Although it is one of the symptoms, ppl with POTS who do not faint are just as valid as those who do.

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Chronic Illness Tools Master post

Hi! I'm Laura. I am disabled with Ehlers Danlos, MCAS, and POTS. Here are a few mobility aids, physical therapy tools, braces, comfort items, and other things that I have acquired over the years that significantly increased my quality of life. I hope it helps someone.

Mobility aids:

Folding cane

Instant seat

Shower stool (nice quality)

Shower stool (cheap but works)

Physical therapy tools:

Exercise ball (small)

Exercise ball (large)

Exercise bands (with handles)

Yoga wheel

Cervical traction

Resistance bands

Theraband (get that GRIP)

Foam roller

Grip strength resistance bands

Adjustable ankle weights

Braces:

Neck brace

Wrist widget

Thumb splint

SI Joint Belt

K-tape

Knee brace

Wrist braces

K-tape (non-bulk)

Back brace

Elbow brace

Comfort items:

Heating pad

Neck and shoulders heating pad

Massage gun

Hand fan

Acupressure mat

Large Icepack

Leg pillow

Neck pillow

Bulk epsom salts (guess this could also go in the next category)

SALT:

Saltstick fastchews (orange and watermelon are my favorites)

Salt pills (that don't upset my tummy)

Cell Salts (these help my migraines)

Misc:

Quercetin (for allergies)

Neti pot

Bug bite thing

Hand warmer

Bed tray table

Toilet seat cushion

Yoga swing (yeehaw cowboy)

Cooling towels

TENS Unit

Huge Mason jar pitcher thing (revolutionized my access to water)

Pulse oximeter

*Notice* All of the above WERE Amazon Affiliate links. They no longer bring me money because Amazon decided that Tumblr is not an authorized site to use links on. Fuck amazon. I worked hella hard on this list.

As I am a disabled artist, I do not make much money. As I'm sure you know, it is very expensive to be disabled. These links won't bring me anything other than the joy of helping someone else. Please enjoy and share! Knowledge is power.

if you are feeling generous, here is my venmo for tips.

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ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

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so...what happened to the elite?

cw; blood, s/a mentions

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Based on a tiktok I can't find the og audio for but this is the closet one .

Don't ever fight a man in a dress. There's no way to win.

Don't ever fight a dancer. It's bullshit that such a flamboyant activity translates so well into physical violence.

Don't ever fight someone who smiles after you punch them, they've been waiting for that for too long.

Don't ever fight someone who says "let me take a shot first". They will never go down.

Don't fight your dad until you turn 16...

...and stop fighting your son after he turns 18.

Don't ever fight anybody from a Pacific island. Just....don't.

Don't ever fight anybody around their dog.

Don't ever fight a trans women. They are way too excited to beat the fuck out of you.

Don't ever fight anybody with a bum walk...

And don't ever fight anyone who leans in when you say you want to fight them. They're about to mur-

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This is what happens when you have a Hell In A Cell match between 2 crazy, extra, petty bitches.

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Oh to be the turn buckle and ropes

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Friendly reminder both bret and shawn are victims of Montreal.

Vince screwed Shawn and Bret.

Enjoy :)

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