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Deep Space Nine | Season 5 | The Ascent

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                                                 ~~Bing bang diggiriggidong~~

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there’s only 3 genders: command, engineering, and science/medical

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AU where the ship runs with an old version of Windows

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sci-fi episodes i want:

ship’s computer crashes due to virus acquired during a porn download from a lower decks ensign

firmware update was pushed out to the fleet, has vital error in the clock program that causes every computer to repeat 2300. translators have to explain to the enemy why everyone is an hour late to peace talks.

unintelligble message is sent out into the void because someone’s pet cat walked across their keyboard. message is interpreted as a marriage proposal.

universal translators break, everyone is reduced to hand gestures

viewscreen has dead pixels in the upper left corner, drives the captain a bit bonkers

space gps tells us to take a right where we should take a left. plucky recent academy grad on the graveyard shift realizes that this would take us into the sun and makes the course correction. ship’s computer advises her for two hours to make a u-turn when it is safe to do so

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Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct communism responsibly. Thank you. it’s okay to kill nazis

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[Imho, I thought it was cruel of the writers to play up Worf and Jadzia wanting to have a child in the episodes before her death. I kind of wonder if it was to punish Terry for leaving. ]

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i’m rlly in the mood to stare at pictures of garak for hours, which is in fact, a normal friday night for me

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brain: you should rewatch ds9 to re-familiarize yourself with the characters

me: i'm gonna watch the wire for the 30th time

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you know what makes me mad?

in one of the extras on the star trek dvd, jj abrams says he specifically contacted george takei for his blessing to cast john cho as sulu because cho is korean and takei is japanese and he thought that made sulu a japanese character and he wasn’t sure if he could cast john cho because of that

there is literally nothing you can say to me that will make me believe he didn’t know it was fucked up to cast benedict cumberbatch as khan

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I saw a few versions of this going around and immediately knew what to do 

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Cirroc Lofton, Terry Farrell, Nana Visitor, Michael Dorn, Armin Shimerman, and Rene Auberjonois.

Photo from Terry Farrell’s facebook.

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Bones, to Kirk: The reason that bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.

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please don’t think about how I banged his son, don’t think about it