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me, in a store: *presses button on a kids toy*
toy: *makes very loud noise*
me: briskly walks away with a surprised face pretending like I didn't just do that
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everybody thinks their dog is the best dog in the world and everybody is right
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#not to be that guy...but...#for arguments sake (not that I necessarily Agree)...#next time some fool starts a sentence#Or#I'm spritzing em with water#I'm Over It
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me, wearing a flannel: I’m Wearing This Because I’m Not Straight
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Do you watch the XFiles?
mhmm i love scully and mulder :-)
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i somehow ended up on a radical christian website and this was their system of upvotes and downvotes. Bless.
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Didn’t they cut off Napoleon’s dick where did it get to
#It's in a jar....p sure it's in some rich dudes house....#Which reminds me of the time I said I'd buy a historical figure ' penis and put it in a jar on my mantle...a statement piece#a conversation starter#my mom was exasperated
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5:00: oh boy Chinese food
5:05: I ate way too much Chinese food
5:10: oh boy leftover Chinese food
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me: has anxiety over work i haven't done
me: has internal breakdown instead of doing work
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me: *still has feelings after waking up*
me: what the fuck
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me: sees velociraptors
me: these dogs are sharp but they are still good
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