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when I say “Let me ask my husband”, one (or both) of these things is taking place:

1. I am in a loving, happy relationship where we value and respect each other’s opinion

2. I am using this as an excuse to get out of something I don’t want to do (sorry habibi)

what is not happening here: I am being oppressed

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someone has apparently been having a year-long tantrum in the notes of this post because of something that i absolutely did not say at any point in this post or anywhere else

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another glorious day of not joining an imperialist military and not invading someone else's home and not getting shot in the head by a guerilla resistance fighter :3 god this is literally sooooo easy if u aren't a bitch

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Boat!

Yes I am still doing these Pokémon quest Pikachu stuff, I genuinely love that cube rat

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greens and yellows

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i went to the SCP website

 this shouldn’t be so funny to me

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There is genuinely no such thing as an inappropriate book for a child.

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Every time I read one of those age gap posts the age where you're still helpless and being taken advantage of gets higher and higher, like 26 years old is too young to interact with older people what the fuck? I have lots of friends who were/are well into doing a PhD at this point. My dad had me at 26 years old. You're a whole grown ass person participating in society, you can vote and join politics, you can work, you can live in your own.

This smolbeanification has to stop, it's frankly embarrassing.

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No, sorry, I can't make it tonight. I'm teaching my knight the language of flowers. Yeah, he thinks it's a good way to prepare coded messages in times of danger, but honestly I just wanted a fun new way to tell him I need to be viciously and earnestly raw-dogged while we're -- yeah, while we're in public. You've seen how he looks when he's flustered, come on.

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trojan war tumblr simulator

🌊 is-the-sea-wine-dark-today

YOU BET IT IS

#the wine dark sea!!!!!!!!!!!! #wine dark sea #wine dark sea posting

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✌�� ajax2electricboogaloo follow

why is achilles the only demigod who's Like That? like he's my boy but u don't see memnon or aeneas or sarpedon acting like him on the reg. why is he so maladjusted? like specifically? I saw his mother once and was so terrified by the sight of a goddess I flung myself to the ground and hid my face in the dirt til she left but I still don't think that accounts for it idk

🏘️ nobody1020

it's blonde man syndrome hope this helps

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⚔️ sonoftydeus

opening my askbox so that we can discuss strategies on taking troy!

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anonymous asked: we should all go home :)

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

FUCK OFF AGAMEMNON I WANT REAL SUGGESTIONS

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nobody1020 asked: do u like..... horses

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

odysseus do I even wanna know where this is going

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⌛ isthetrojanwaroveryet?

year 9, day 234: still no....

#all our admins keep DYING

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‼️ trojan-confessions follow

I think my wife might be sending me anon hate :/ keep getting asks like 'hope u die on the battlefield tomorrow silly slag' and 'menelaus should have curbstomped you' and in her big tapestry of warriors she made me look stupid

🐴 horsetaminghector follow

lmaooo is this paris??

🔮 cryinglikecassandra follow

kinda think helen should send MORE anon hate idk

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❓ myrmidons-confessions

I was the one who wrote the achilles/agamemnon 100k slowburn enemies to lovers rpf and put it on the group chat but now patroclus is calling me 'agachilles boy' and laughing about it and asking if I can proofread his mock bardic epic where all his dogs are heroes and killing people, so I fear I've made a mistake. I also can't look achilles in the eye anymore... but honestly I've never seen proof he can read so I might be safe

❓ myrmidons-confessions

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👑 kingofmycenae

👍🏻 ajaxthegreat

achilles is DEAD and ur posting CRAB RAVE?????

🏘️ nobody1020

I think that's why he's posting it ngl

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😹 deiphobus42069

imagine being the achaeans and your best warrior gets killed by PARIS, after everyone else had awesome deaths at the hands of sarpedon or hector or memnon... like that's literally so embarassing I just know achilles is fucking fuming down in hades rn. I bet the achaeans are gonna put around that paris was guided by apollo, or that paris happened to hit his only weak spot..... anything 2 try and make it less cringe.... lol lol we're popping the biggest bottles tonight. hope helen's there

🐆 leopardskiniscool

???????????????

#I mean. yeah. but also. #deiphobus wtf I thought we were chill

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#hope everyone can be normal about the outcome!!! :)

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🧑🏻 randotrojansoldier-deactivated-8578543

so excited to go back onto the field of battle tomorrow! sure hope I don't encounter any of the big-name heroes

🗣️ homer follow

I hope you don't too! I'm sure you'll do great!

🐎 antilochussss

not the direct address????

✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo

direct address got him :(

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💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

fuck my job so much I hope that this wooden horse tribute to the gods turns out to have some guys inside or something just so I can DO something rather than standing here like a twat with my spear

💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

by ares this can't be happening

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⚔️ sonoftydeus reblogged menelauskingofsparta

do NOT order achilles from shein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#oh yeah #I was stuck with temu achilles in the trojan horse for six hours #and by hour two agamemnon had suggested killing and eating him #and odysseus was threatening to 'send him to meet his father' #and it's not even like there's any kleos in killing priam!!! #anti neoptolemus #neoptolemus defenders dni #vent tags

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[solaeirr]

i bet it feels so good if you're a little cat to put your head upside down like that

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here's an angle I've never seen anyone use:

glados isn't her name.

it's not a name at all. it's a model. like a car, or an appliance -- a subaru outback, a nintendo switch, an aperture glados. she's a Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. it's WHAT she is, and when she's the only one, that works to designate her, but you wouldn't say your car is named "outback." if you're not the type to name your car, then it just doesn't have a name.

we use it like a name, but in canon no one does. it only appears in the first game's slideshow:

and at the base of her chassis:

no one calls her glados. no one calls her anything. chell's name is never spoken either, but it at least appears in Lab Rat. she's a GLaDOS, but she's never named at all.

except by the oracle turret:

her name is caroline.

not "was." present tense. her name is caroline.

(if this is going around again, gonna take the opportunity to plug my longfic "tragedy + time" which plays on this premise)

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here's an angle I've never seen anyone use:

glados isn't her name.

it's not a name at all. it's a model. like a car, or an appliance -- a subaru outback, a nintendo switch, an aperture glados. she's a Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. it's WHAT she is, and when she's the only one, that works to designate her, but you wouldn't say your car is named "outback." if you're not the type to name your car, then it just doesn't have a name.

we use it like a name, but in canon no one does. it only appears in the first game's slideshow:

and at the base of her chassis:

no one calls her glados. no one calls her anything. chell's name is never spoken either, but it at least appears in Lab Rat. she's a GLaDOS, but she's never named at all.

except by the oracle turret:

her name is caroline.

not "was." present tense. her name is caroline.

(if this is going around again, gonna take the opportunity to plug my longfic "tragedy + time" which plays on this premise)

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You see I too often sat in school classes and thought “when am I ever going to need this, I’m never going to be an engineer, I’m never gonna be a scientist, I’m never gonna be a linguist” and then I grew up and it turns out a lot of bigots and cults and scams and grifts hinge their entire business model on you just. Not knowing what a protein is or some shit

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Delicious. We love to see it.