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(Nsfw ahead) I’m extremely confused by the lack of content concerning best NPC in all souls game Maldron the Assassin like wtf? That slimy bastard needs some love. I want a fic where he gets cornered down by cursed undead in eleum loyce and gets fucked into the ground. I want the undead to smack Maldron across his face and punch him in the stomach while being fucked raw as his weak ass-pussy trembles in delight at having the undead’s thick shaft punishing all his weak spots. I want the cowardly fucker crying in pain and pleasure as he struggles to collect his grand lance just out of reach. I want cursed undead to take advantage of Maldron’s infinite stamina and make him cum over and over again, until they finally deplete every strength he has. All the while cumming inside him just to revel in the white fluid bubbling around the cursed undead’s shaft as they thrust in again. Just when Maldron thinks its over, the undead pulls back and munches on a green blossom, and their dick is rock hard again. Maldron whimpers, but the cursed only pushes into his wet ass-pussy once more, dragging out a long-winded moan out of the assassin. You know, thhat kinda stuf. Um. Maldron the Assassin is best npc. I love him so much. Play scholar of the first sin everybody.

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Midir’s double reptilian dick needs love. I want ashen one to shove in between and give the dragon a good time. ...why am I like this

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Anri of Astora/Ashen One I need some lesbian anri and ashen one in my life so bad... I want a two-faced Anri who acts all sad and weak in front of ashen one, leaning in for a hug, holding hands, all that innocent but actually not innocent (on her side) stuff. But the moment their world splits she just fuckin mid shield parries the fuck out of irythill knights and makes sulyvahn her bitch. She be a cold-hearted alpha in battle but in front of ashen one she’s back to the kind-voiced sweetheart. But srsly if you summon Anri for sulyvahn she just wrecks him... gods I get so thirsty for that. Anyway Anri be more like that also because ashen one gets real supportive and more open to touches when Anri acts sad. Flustered lesbian ashen one has trouble with contact and Anri being sad nullifies that and I want Anri to take advantage that lil fact like hot damn.

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I accidentally killed a fellow finger during an invasion lol... i got an idea from it so

Slightly Nsfw thoughts below:

What if ashen one joins the fingers and decides to invade, only to find Leonhard already hunting down the host. Leonhard would be annoyed, saying they don’t need their help and mouthing them off pretty much. Of course shenanigans ensue and Ashen One being the totally dumb fuck they are, accidentally kills both the host and Leonhard at the same time. Obvsly they meet again in Ashen One’s world and he is fucking pissed lmao Ashen One just fckin,,, timidly hands over the tongue they got and Leonhard swipes it and then smacks their hand away. No need to waste a good offering. ‘Yellowfinger is annoying enough with her insistance on camaraderie, but you? I must say you are much worse.’ He notices its actually a forked tongue, a tongue of those blue summons and is actually feeling okay now. But Ashen One is tryna come up with excuses and overall acting really sad, so Leonhard the sadist of course wanna fuck with the newbie. So he suggests that he punish them so they don’t do this shit again. . Yeah they do it again.

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Tumblr blocking nsfw content...? Eh I think I’m too smol to be hit by the radar... but should I make a twitter account anyway...? Hrmmm..

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I want some invasion lewds in Irithyll

Ashen One just journeying along when a dark spirit invades (maybe a certain rosaria’s finger? wink wink)

Anyway they get scared and run like hell through the archers and finally get to the cathedral only to be greeted by 2 aldrich faithful invaders

The trio hold them down and have their way with the poor summon-less sod. Extra pp points if they drag them next to a summon sign of someone they know and torturing them with the option of getting help and letting someone they know see them like this or enduring it - but Ashen One knows it’ll still be a 2v3 and they don’t stand a chance.

And then some blue sentinel / blade of the darkmoon wanders in and they know the person from before and try to tell them to get out of their world while being stuffed full of dicks- but they don’t, and while the ashen one is held down by the finger, the aldrich faithfuls overwhelm the blue.

NTR that shit up! mmmmmmm

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I swore that I would only submit before my God. And yet here I am, kneeling before thee. Trully, thou art mine devil crafted so to test my virtue. And strong is thy strength that I've no will left within to resist thee...

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NSFW Twin Princes thoughts below

I want the twin princes to tie the ashen one to a chair and do some nasties to them... 

Exploring a body other than their own will be fun and dandy 

The Ashen One’s arms and legs are securely tied to the chair and their mouth is gagged, their spit drooling around the ragged cloth.

Lothric would ask Lorian to try sucking them on their clit or dick and push more fingers into their new toy and observe the ashen one’s reaction in anticipation after each act. And Lorian’s always happy to do whatever Lothric wants of him.

Meanwhile Lothric just loves how the champion of ash that’s been pestering them forever can only twitch under their fingers.

The Twin Princes makes them cum over and over again, until they would be begging them to stop, but its not like they can speak through the gag.

When Lothric finally decides to free their mouth, they’re utterly broken. Lothric would order them to suck off Lorian, and they happily oblige. 

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Who broke it!?

누구인가.. 누가 화톳불을 끈것인가?

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I finished my second playthrough and... I got the witch ring through snuggly this time right? I wanted to know what the fair lady said and boy oh boy do I feel like a fucking monster. I still remember Eingyi crying at her to run away and her just... shivering and covering herself in fear when I was killing her. 

Maybe if I had that ring I wouldn’t have had the heart to kill her. 

Yah I’m a fucking piece of trash lmao :(

Oh and... thx tittysamurai for ya kind words... I’m still a piece of shit tho. But Solaire would even understand that, won’t he? Such a fucking cinnamon roll.. I just can’t handle the pureness. He’s too good ;-;

I failed to save solaire even though I became a chaos servant. 

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I failed to save solaire even though I became a chaos servant. 

I’m so fucking... I don’t know how to express this. Sad? I don’t know. I’m not crying. Upset? But its not like how it was when I die and lose bunch of souls. It’s just... I don’t know. 

First Siegmeyer jumps to his death and now this. That made me fucking upset as well because I KNOW I could have cheesed it with sorcery or bow or some shit to save him. But that is another story...

I was spoilered what solaire would become if I didn’t open a door and kill the chaos bugs. So I became a chaos servant +2 so I can open it any time after I find the goddamn door. Well my eyesight is abysmal as fuck because I didn’t know where the door was before it was too late. I kill the faceless demon and lo and behold he’s right fucking there... Solaire...

Ahaha... I wish he was more brutal on me because killing, him was too easy. I spent 30 fucking humanities, all just so this wouldn’t happen, and I still couldn’t save him. 

All of that for nothing. NOTHING. Woulda liked to use a humanity now and then but I didn’t because hey I should save it for the fair lady... For Solaire... 

...I killed the fair lady. 

Its not like there was any use for her anymore.

There’s another bonfire right next to her chamber anyway. 

Its weird, I visited that place every time I scrounged up any humanity, the music and the place is so familiar. Now without the music it just... bah.

Got a nice firekeeper soul though.

I hated Lautrec once for killing the firekeeper but hey, I’m just like him now.

What a fucking mess.

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Translation:

You have given me so much.

How can I repay you?

I know very well that you are the poorest monarch in this world.

You need not give me anything.

A single pint of beer is more than enough.

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But I want to give you what would be most valuable to you.

Are you saying that a good pint of beer is not valuable? How could you!

No, that's not it

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For a very long time, I had wanted nothing more

than what is best for my subjects.

I wanted to give them everything they could wish for.

But

Siegward.

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Indeed, it seems my priorities have changed.

I want to give you

everything you could wish for.

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닼소3한이야기

인상적인거 몇개만 적어봄

My dark souls 3 diary but its in Korean so just pass on by if you’re English.

이루실의 저택 안...

흑기사가 가만 있길래 뒤잡하려 천천히 걸어갔다 근데 그위네비아 초상화를 보고 있넹?? 허... 뭔가 간지나는 시나리오라 중2스럽게 팔란의 불사대 포즈 한번 하고 잡으려고 행동 누름 포즈 끝내고 이제 뒤잡하려 할때 콱!!! 하고 등에 대궁 화살이 박히는거임;; 알고보니 윗층에 흑기사 한명 더 있더라 존나 개 놀랬는데 흑기사 놈도 어지간히 놀랐나봄 화들짝 뒤돌아보더라ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

뒤잡 피깎 없이 흑기사 잡긴 ��서워서 결국 도망갔는데 생각해보면... 그 화살 쏜 흑기사 내가 초상화 보던 놈 뒤에서 그윽하게 쳐다보는거랑 천천히 포즈 취하는 것까지 화살 안쏘면서 계속 �� 본거 아냐ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 시발 괜히 몰입돼서 개쪽팔리네

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성당이야기

패치 놈이 날 엿먹이려 했는데 내가 너무 개쌍놈이라 안통함 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 나는... 이루실 던전에서 이미 첫 거인킬을 따묵고 거인 잡는다는게 쉽다는걸 안 후로 성당 안의 모든 거인을 다 잡아버린것이였다 처음에 지크마이어 봤을땐 어?? 안 죽었던거야?? 와아!! 하고 기뻐했지만... 말투부터 틀렸다.

사실 이 서프라이즈는 첫단추부터... 아니 그냥 싹 다 잘못됬었다. 왜냐하면 난 이미 거인욤을 죽인 후였고 지크마이어 퀘를 몰라서 지크마이어 어딨나 찾으려 위키를 켰을 당시엔 이미 거인 욤 첫트를 하고 있었기에... 지크마이어는 죽었었다 ㅠㅠ 그런데 지크마이어 행세를 하고 있는 놈이 있네?? 하지만 그래 뭔 이벤트인지나 보자 하고 다리를 건너는 컷신 플레이하고 캬캬캬 웃더니 거인들 한마리도 없는걸 보곤 어?? 하더니 '이 피도 눈물도 없는 새끼!!!!불쌍한 애들인데 어떻게 싹 다 죽이냐!!!!' 하고 화내더라. 케케케 날 엿먹이려 하다니 엿먹어라 이놈아

사실 이 놈이 날 엿먹이려 한것에도 불구하고 저 말 들었을땐 살짝... 양심이 아팠다. 사실 아무리 봐도 따로 거인을 가둬 놓으려 만들어진 기구들을 보고도 귀찮아서 굳이 거인들을 죽인건 사실이였으니까... 하지만 죽이지 않기엔 얘네들은 너무 방해였음

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중간 스킵 오지구여

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일단 용갑주 첫 등장 엄청 놀랐었따. 왜냐하면 위치상 나는 저 하늘에 날라다니는 놈을 잡아야돼는줄 알고 파이로맨시 장착하고 '큰거는 맞추기 쉬우니까 괜찮겠지!!' 하고 패기 있게 들어갔는데 ???용갑주요? 와 시발 갑주 입은 놈이네... 생각 끝마치기도 전에 설리반 마냥 튀어올땐 내 심장 시발...

근데 여기서 더 문제는, 용갑주 시발 이 필드 이펙트가 너무 많잖아 내 FPS 사ㅏㄹ 려죠;; 스크린 버벅거림 실화냐...

그래도 오기로 10FPS로 2페까지 감ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 멍청한 새끼 그냥 해상도 내리지 그랬냐 흑흐흐으응ㄱ으흐ㄱ

결국 렉 때문에 3연타 쳐맞고 800x600으로 내렸었따. 흑

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그래도 깨기 어려워서 잠시 아리안델로 피난갔따 프리데가 나가라고 말했지만 난 청개구리라ㅎ

밑에 코비안 마을 돌파하고 빌헬름 만났는데 목소리 언제 들어도 섹스 스럽다 ㅗㅜㅑ... 레오날드랑 빌헬름 둘 다 목소리가 무슨 짐승마냥 울리는데 난 사람 목소리가 늑대마냥 그르렁거릴수 있다는걸 이걸로 처음 암 오우...

첫트에서는 검은화염의 화려함에 놀라서 어버버거리다 개발리고 이트서는 어떻게 구르기로 맹공 다 피하고 이겼다!! 예!!! 사실 10트는 걸리지 않을까 했는데 운이 좋았던듯.

그리고 드디어 화가소녀를 만났는데 얘가 여기 있네? 그 뭐더냐 팬아트로 자주 봐서 존재한다는걸 알고 있었는데 항상 뭔 캔버스 앞에 있길래 여기서 만났을땐 놀랐다. 뭣보다 그럼 캔버스는 어딨는겨??

어쨌든 빌헬름 죽이고 화가소녀 만났으니 프리데가 존나 화낼려나? 하고 프리데 만나러 가봤는데 똑같은 말만 하네. 에라이. 그래서 돌아가려는데 띠용??? 이런곳에 사다리가????? 윗층 가니까 아!! 그 캔버스!! 그게 여깄더라. 안전한 김에 빌헬름 무기 설명도 봤는데 아... 그 뭐더냐... 출정기사였던걸까? 빌헬름 버림받고 말없이 나랑 싸운거라 프리데가 모른거였나보다. 근데 그 할아버지 기어를 어느 집 안에서 찾았는데 그 할아버진 죽은건가? 이야기가 어찌 되는지 모르겠네...

어쨌든 소녀 주위 본 담엔 카사스의 건으로 단련된 프롬뇌로 다리를 부수고 벼랑 밑에 내려가는데 존나 고생했는데 아무리봐도 살 거리에서 떨어져도 계속 죽는거임... 곰곰이 생각해보니 아무래도 어떤 낙하데미지라도 얼음 위에 랜딩하면 100퍼 죽는거 같다는걸 깨닫고 겨우 밑에 내려옴. 밀우드 기사 너무... 츠요이데스네... 여느 기사를 싸울때 그렇듯 줄행랑쳐서 돌파했다

그리고 무덤지기 놈은 조빱인데 아ㅏ앙아ㅏ악!! 개새끼 진짜 돌진맞고 계속 죽어서 결국 다시 용갑주나 잡으러 돌아갔다 메인 스토리 해야지 하하

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아직 용갑주 못깼구용

잠깐 이루실 때로 돌아가서 로자리아 퀘 후기 좀 쓰겠음

사실 난 서약 보면 (알고보니 좆같은) 묘한 버릇이 있는데 왠지 서약에 들면 뭐 하나라도 바치면 뭔 퀘스트라도 뜰 꺼 같아서 서약 증표를 항상 하나 바쳤음. 팔란관리자 서약부터 요르시카까지 꾸준히 서약에 들어가면 증표를 한번씩 바쳤는데...

로자리아네 들어가서 혀를 바쳤는데 ���사장에 돌아오니까 시리스란 애가 결국 그렇게 됬군요.... 다음에 만났을땐 적이겠네요 재의 귀인이여. 하더라. 아 얘 로자리아 손가락 싫어하는구나...하나알아감미다 근데 왠지 느낌이 쎄~한거임. 그래서 로자리아네 방 가니 띠용쓰??? 그 새 로자리아 죽었네????? 그래도 스탯 바꾸기 등 중요한건 다 되니까 괜찮지만 시리스 너엇...!

이 일이 있은 후에 설리반이다 알드리치다 뭐다 바빠서 로자리아에 대한거 반쯤 잊고 있었는데 그위네비아 방 가니까 오브가 반응을 하네? 그래서 시리스 싸울 준비하고 갔는데...

레오날드가 여기서 왜 나와...?

이때 정말 너무 당황스러웠다ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 처음 오브 준것부터 해서 열쇠 주고 여기가면 완전한오브 받을수 있단다 흐흐 즐거운 닼소라이프 즐기거라... 라는둥 또 굉장히 도움되는 로자리아 서약도 알려주고 하니 꽤 호감 가지고 있었는데... 아니 로자리아를 너가 죽?? 으응????? 그래도 내가 레벨링을 꽤 해놓기도 했고 애초에 방패러인 내가 힘들어하는 대무기 타입도 아니기에 꽤 쉽게 죽임. 근데 싸우면서도 아;; 이게 아닌데... 하는 맘이 계속 들더라. 누가 이간질했나 싶기도 하고... 무기가 암월검에 관련되고 암월의검일거라는 설을 들은 이후에야 겨우 납득감 근데... 시발 이땐 나도 막 요시카 만나고 암월검 서약 끼고 있었는데ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 존나 드라마틱하네. 이게 뭔일이야