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im in love with this gif. everyone here looks like they belong in a gay bar
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having ocs is so fucked .... i miss them so bad but im the guy who has to create new content. but im sleepy
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*fucking someone nonbinary* you've been a bad person
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How can I hide my pregnancy until like 7 months in? I want to surprise my friends and loved ones
every time you walk in the room say "mmmm i just ate a whole chicken"
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For most people, life doesn’t truly begin until they’re 26-30 or older. The way we romanticize and obsess over youth is super harmful. Your life is not over at 21, I promise you. It’s just beginning
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I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again
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this is legitimately the funniest thing that’s ever happened in my town
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BRB gonna wear my shirt that announces I got successfully railed in the street just outside Fenway Park
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Obi-Wan is like I got the kids in the divorce. They aren't even my kids. Or my divorce
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