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imagine them in this professional kitchen screaming “OPEN CAN” at the trash can that isnt voice activated. there are tears in my eyes.

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dan and phil cooking for 4 hours but dan not being able to swear when it all goes wrong this will be hilarious

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you can’t just go back and like this way after liking all the other comments. you can’t do that. that’s sick you’re sick you’re twisted

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ᵒʰ ᵍᵒᵈ ⁿᵒ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵍᵒd ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵐʸ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ᶜᵃⁿ’ᵗ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ

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Mr and Mr Games, could you please ship my metrch?

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not phil saying he'd dye all dan's clothes if he left him again

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Why is there pup play in my light entertainment?

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i see phil's complaint/suggestion to pick a game where he has a chance of winning* is being fulfilled

*card games with subjective scoring systems

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Dan replied to these tweets!

22 June 2025

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i love us

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thots and prayers 🙏

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dans too down bad for phil he let him win with "the green m&m" dan are u serious

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Slipping closer and closer to insanity, when will my TIT merch ship

Me rn:

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It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.

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girl... what the fuck

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what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

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accidentally paused a dnp video

dan is so small

Perspective is not real