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TOOMRRW IS CHRSTIMAS EVE HOLY  FUKC IM GONNA FUCK THE CHIRSTMAS TREE

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can riza hawkeye uhhhhhhhhhh punch me in the face

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I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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if you like danny devito…….and getting caught in the rain……..

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ArtStation - Yazi-（Textured version）, by Zhelong Xu

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Thanks to everyone who has followed me over to twitter, my audience has pretty much doubled in the last couple months and it’s making the idea of leaving tumblr in the dust of its self-made grave a little more bearable.  Since I know a lot of it has been folks migrating from here, I figured I’d share this on tumblr as well.  Y’all are very good and I’m so glad you enjoy the art I make, so here is an art of Paeloh and Emiko being particularly on-brand.  Thanks for the support, and I look forward to seeing you all on other platforms!

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new fave insult:

this is a weird hill you’ve chosen to die on, but at least you’re dead.

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i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

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!!!

U tampons by Kortex are being recalled because of a fault meaning they’re leaving pieces of tampon in the body after they’ve been removed. It’s mainly affecting people in the US and Canada, and people who bought products before 16th October 2018.

Please if you use this product check the box for the serial number (block of numbers on the same face as the barcode):

Find out more info on their official website here

Stay safe and please share this so other people don’t continue to buy faulty tampons!

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Trump's scandal-haunted Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke is out

Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke (previously) is leaving the cabinet at the end of the month.

Zinke was one of Trump’s most deplorable swamp-monsters: a man so loathed that even Scott Priutt couldn’t stand him, and for good reason: this is the guy who handed a $300m government contract to fix power lines in hurricane-wracked Puerto Rico to a two-man shop run by old buddies; defrauded the taxpayer with bogus travel-expenses, removed endangered bears from the endangered species list, let oil companies drill in national parks and blanked out his whole calendar.

It’s not clear whether he was fired for being a gross liability, or quit ahead of the sinking of the Trump ship. Doubtless he will parachute into a sweet industry job to collect a payout from the corporations he benefited while suckling on the public’s teat.

https://boingboing.net/2018/12/15/only-the-best-people.html

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Since tumblr is Doing That Thing...

… except now even more aggressively.  Here is another reminder that you can find me and my art under the name “guttertongue” on pretty much every other social/media site.  I have a pillowfort which I plan to start uploading my archive to shortly once the site is a little more stable, and will be using as my main blog.  I have a twitter where I’m the most active currently, and is where I post a lot of personal art and sometimes yell gleefully into the void.  I have a furaffinity, which is where I upload most of my commissions. I also have an insta and deviantart, though they’re both new at the moment and I haven’t put anything there yet (because honestly I’m not super fond of either!!!)  I will still be uploading some things and commission announcements etc here for people who can’t/won’t move anywhere else, but it’s going to be sparse. 

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why do old people read the bible so much

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Beware beware…

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does anyone have the “my wife is home” r/ambien post

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Vielitsa the Albino Winter Dragon

This is the third and the last one of my dragon sisters trio. This is the youngest one so she got the less mature face. Also I think she is the most feminine character I ever made. Looking forward to return to my brutal badass babes that wait me ahead haha. 

Made of super sculpey, thermoplastic , faux fur, feathers, fabric, wire+plastic armature, primer, acrylic paint, varnish. Its horns/claws/spikes are made of unbreakable plastic so they are very solid. Its neck has a plastic ball and socket armature inside so it can turn his head. The tail and wings have wire armature inside and  posable.

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Any of these take your fancy? These are all part of a charity auction raising funds for the Friends of Crystal Palace Dinosaurs to build a bridge to the historic Victorian statues, allowing access and repair. Please donate or bid if you can! All help is appreciated to help restore these fantastic pieces of early palaeoart. You can see these, and other fantastic items for auction over on their eBay page here: https://www.ebay.co.uk/usr/helenastroud?_trksid=p2047675.l2559 Their fundraiser, which is currently at 72% funded with 4 days to go, can be seen here: https://www.spacehive.com/bridges-to-the-crystal-palace-dinosaurs?searchText=dinosaurs