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i think about that "the pop girlies yearn for espn" tweet a lot because like. everyone is so obsessed with stats now wrt music and like. sports is the ultimate stat play. there's stats about stats in sports. they make up new stats every single weekend in the nfl. "first player since the reagan administration born in the western part of the united states to throw for 25 touchdowns over 10 yards" "first player in the super bowl era to have a twin" like they just pull shit out of their asses for the sake of it and i think people obsessed with charts and sales would LOVE the nfl.

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so we have a conversational safeword in my group of friends and it’s great, idk why more people don’t do this. whenever someone wants a subject to be dropped immediately no questions asked we just say “spleen” and we stop immediately and it’s a really good way to avoid crossing the line between teasing friends and genuinely upsetting them by accident, or stopping debates from turning into actual arguments

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Quiet moments

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petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

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Oh hell I think I'm going, like, viral..?

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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I love this picture so much! Post it whenever I come across it.

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When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

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Ur on instagram reels btw

incredible job of blacking out my name to preserve my anonymity

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Fuck with me

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let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

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is this anything

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

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