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friendly reminder to take your meds today 

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RP Partner Needed

I have no one to rp with anymore and I'm pretty much dying here. I need someone to rp with that's alright with mpreg, sexy times and random plots. Talk to me, pls. OC's are welcome, pairings can be anything but prefer m/m.

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when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.

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The cast of the live-action remake of Beauty and the Beast so far.

Josh Gad joins the project which already has Emma Watson cast as Belle, Dan Stevens as the Beast, and Luke Evans as the villain Gaston. Filming will begin on May 18, 2015 in London. (Sources: The Hollywood Reporter, Collider)

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Academy Award winning film, The King’s Speech.

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Interested, but I'm not into many fandoms :(

Aww, well that's no problem ☺️We'll see which fandoms we have in common.

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RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with 

‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. why would a bear be here? because they can smell fear and I fear them.’

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RP Partner Needed

If interested, please message! I desperately want someone to RP with!! Brownie points if mpreg is okay(if not, no worries!)

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The difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.

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ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN

SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.

NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

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12 years ago today cosmo had an idea

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“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

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a n d   i t ’ s   w o r t h    f i g h t i n g   f o r

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Uhm, when will this be a thing?

Imagine that: Shaun pretended to have betrayed the Assassins in order to take back Desmond’s brain with his thoughts and memory. But what if Abstergo has created a robot that just looks like Desmond without emotions? ……That must be hard for Shaun.

"Can you hear me?"

"Yes, sir."

"Of course you can, but HE CAN’T."