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omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that iโm not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
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the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
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how fucked up would it be if an astronaut was coming back to earth and everybody hid for a bit
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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy
I tried to scroll past this. I really did
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me: you know it is possible for gay couples to be in happy, healthy, affectionate relationships.
shameless writers: okay.........that sounds fake but alright
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friendly reminder to do that thing your mum told you to do before she gets home
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EVERY REBLOG GENERATES 1-5 CENTS DONATION TO CHARITY: WATER
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100% of donations directly fund water projects for communities in need, and we prove each one using photos and GPS coordinates on Google Maps.
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EVERY REBLOG GENERATES 1-5 CENTS DONATION TO CHARITY: WATER
More RE-BLOGS = More DONATIONS = More LIVES SAVED
100% of donations directly fund water projects for communities in need, and we prove each one using photos and GPS coordinates on Google Maps.
$20ย = 1ย CHILD CLEAN WATER FOR 20 YEARS
Richard :-)
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You don't even understand tge struggle when you have an eye shape like this


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