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A Visual #Fashion Guide For Women - Necklines, Skirt Types & More!

Come and Shop with us at www.GoGetGlam.com 

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Can’t cook dinner without him begging for scraps - u/aloofloofah

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I AM HEREEEEEEEE

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One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

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What.....is this what a stroke feels like??

Logan looked at Remus right before Logan was going to get testorinilone to make his facial hair actually hair. "I love you" he said. "I know, I love you too" remus replied. The logan went in to the testostero room. He woke up after trans surgery and didnt see his boyfriend Remus anywhere. "Where is my boyfriend?" He asked the doctor, Virgil. "Who do you think gave you the mustavhe?" Vorgilprepleid

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being gay is just like. damn it tattoos are expensive. damn it piercings are expensive. damn it getting your hair dyed professionally is expensive. damn it combat boots are expensive. damn it therapy is

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Why do people listen to the advice of those wannabe ‘writers’. I mean they are not even published? 

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This is what I’m here for.

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tumblr is awful in general but the actual worst thing about this site is that it doesn’t have timestamps.was that terrible take from 5 minutes or 5 years ago? who knows!! certainly not the person climbing into OP’s inbox to scream at them anonymously

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I don't know jack shit about the Sanders Sides, but I'll be describing the characters using information I get from tumblr

(And a lot of guessing)

A Babey!!!

Roman??? Maybe..

Has probably never said a curse word in his life

Believes in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy

I trust him with my life

Roumd and Soft

Has a Dad Joke readily available for any situation

Square man

Is this Roman?? He looks like a Roman

Who's Pat then? I know there's a Pat

He's smart

Pays taxes

And mortgages

I know nothing else about this man

He wears a tie

This is Roman (probably)

Roses appear around him like an romance anime protagonist

More dramatic than a cat who's begging for food right after sneaking into the cat food and eating the whole goddamn bag

A gentleman, would treat me right

Virgil!!

Anxiety ridden baby

The Fan favorite

Watches conspiracy documentaries at 3 am

Desperately needs a nap

Is he a bad guy???

I don't think he'd have enough energy to commit any atrocities

Deceit!!!!!!

Does he have an actual name or is it just Deceit???

A snake dude

Lies 24/7

Has a great fashion sense

I think he's a villain?

He looks like a good boy tho

Maybe a liar but not a bad person

Garbage man

Stinky

Unhinged feral animal

Up to no good

Would steal all my spaghetti and eat them uncooked

He'd put the empty milk box back in the fridge and feel no shame

Has committed every crime imaginable

Would tell Roman (#1) that Santa doesn't exist without any hesitance

I can go on

I still don't know who's Pat

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hey guys, im starting a new job within 2 weeks but i’m gonna be really strapped financially until i can get started and im already behind on rent. if you’d like to donate pls do, i’m aiming for at last $300 until my next paycheck

0/300

paypal: rtk0220@yahoo.com

venmo: ruetirado

cashapp: $littledeer

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Can you draw a love bird siren?

Yes I can! So glad to be able to get back to doing art that I enjoy. ^-^

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Emergency Commissions - Laptop Repair

My laptop has died; I’ve sent it to the shop for check up and repairs on the 14th March and it’s still not repaired. (that’s why you see me drawing traditionally more orz) I can’t do anything but wait for them to further update me.

Obviously since it’s midway through the month I most likely won’t have enough to pay for whatever the amount might be needed to get it back.(I’m going to guess it’s $90 - $100+???; it won’t switch on, the fan is not working and one of the corners has popped open, idk what else is wrong with it but I’m going to go back to the shop to check in again on my off day)

It’s literally my main source of income for doing digital commissions and editing work… (´；д；`) So I’m offering some Traditional commissions to hopefully earn a bit while waiting for some hopefully good news.

Pricelist:

✏️ Pencil sketches ✏️

bust ($6) / halfbody ($8) / fullbody ($14) / chibi fullbody ($10)

✏️ Pen sketches (blue ink) ✏️

bust ($6) / halfbody ($10) / fullbody ($16) / chibi fullbody ($14)

✏️ Inked ✏️

Bust ($8) / Halfbody ($18) / Fullbody ($20)

[!!!] Prices will increase with complexity as my ink pens are limited atm.

📬 Shipment of original drawing(s)] 📬

I can mail out the original drawing(s) to you if you’d like to keep it. :>

Postage Rates are:

Within Singapore / Malaysia : $0.50

Other countries : $2

Orders:

Prices are in USD and are per character(s).

If interested, please e-mail me at rotkappchen99@hotmail.com

Thanks for taking the time to read this, reblogs highly appreciated!

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Cold feet 🐥❄️ | life.by.linus

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