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Chilchuck being 29 was a plot twist in itself, Chilchuck with a wife was surprising, finding out he had a kid made me lurch forward, and later discovering that he had THREE kids was an entirely different experience

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It's been almost an entire year since I stopped talking to a friend and I just realised I lost them as a friend when they started dating their boyfriend almost two years ago. Mf.

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Short Dungeon Meshi fic:

"You're all walking through the cave when you guys suddenly run into a group of orcs who demand for you to hand over all your food. What do you do?" Thistle states to the group, who all look at him with varying levels of not giving a fuck.

"Don't worry," Senshi says. Which they all found out the hard way was a sign to worry when he was first invited to the dnd session by Laios. "I'm already friends with the orcs."

"What? No you aren't." Marcille asks puzzedly.

Thistle was already done with their shit, and picks up the dice. "Do you want to roll to negotiate?"

Without waiting for an answer, he rolls the dice.

They watch as the purple-coloured, see through die rolls on the hard surface of the table, Chilchuck hanging his head and sighing, already predicting the outcome as it rolls on a nat 20

Thistle already felt a headache. "Nat 20, the orcs sniff you and recognize you from when you were younger. Your party is taken hostage and they take all your food."

Everyone groans in, besides Senshi and Laios, exasperation.

"What the fuck, Senshi?" Chilchuck states.

He shrugs.

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Spoilers for Dungeon Meshi:

But did anyone else catch that it's strongly implied that the reason elves have a long life span and Half-foot have short ones is because of the wish?

So after the winged lion is just reverted back to just regular old mana, and all the previous wishes are reverted, does that mean these wishes are reverted as well?

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AND THEN SUDDENLY, A YEAR LATER, MARCILLE DISCOVERS A SPELL THAT- THAT MAKES LIFESPANS- LIKE- THE SAME AGE AND THEY ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER AND NOTHING WENT WRONG AND THEY LIVED THEIR HAPPY GAY MARRIAGE TOGETHER UNTIL OLD AGE BECAUSE OLD MAN YAOI

So, I watch Dungeon Meshi, right? It's a very interesting story, and although I only watch the anime I know the manga goes to some crazy places

Anyways, I just wanna say, Chilchuck x Senshi is some really nice old man yaoi, but I just can't bring myself to fully ship it. It's such a tragic ship, with Chuck being a short-lived species and Senshi being a long-lived one. They'd only have few decades together and that thought is really sad to me T_T

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Funniest shit I've read

i accidentally napped and had a dream (nightmare?) where a new update for stardew valley released where everything was the same except on a random day in year 3 Evelyn would just straight up die. There was a whole cutscene that started in her house where she collapsed, and then transitioned over to the hospital where Harvey gave George and Alex the worst news of their lives. However, they got to speak to her where she said something along the lines of "Yoba will protect me, and I am sure he will let me watch over you."

Alex and George would not talk to the player for more than a few words for a full season after this event. George would spend most of his time in the bedroom, so if you had less than 2 hearts with him, you could barely ever speak to him.

And Alex... oh my god, poor Alex. If you were married to him during this event, he just stayed in bed all day. Otherwise, if single, he would just stand on the beach most of the time, staring off into the ocean. If you tried to interact with him, it would just say "Alex is grieving... Better leave him be."

There was also other NPC dialogue like mayor Lewis saying "I haven't seen the community in this state of mourning since your grandfather passed..."

there was also a glitch where you could make Evelyn live forever and there were entire guides for the "immortal Evelyn glitch" that got patched out in the next update. If you tried to perform the glitch after the patch, mr. Qi would tell you that "hey, it happens to all of us. We can't prevent it, and neither can you, no matter how hard you try."

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"Chilshi doesn't make sense. It came out of left field."

BLASPHEMOUS

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SPOILERS

Dungeon meshi didn't get into the specifics of it, but holy shit every person who entered the dungeon must have some form of trauma from it. They literally DIED.

And then after the dungeon disappeared, and the monsters were free roaming everywhere, do you think some people got themselves killed trying to kill a monster thinking they'd get revived?

Not to mention magic is weaker on the surface then in the dungeon, so if someone's limb is cut off, that's it, done-zo.

But these are just some silly little thoughts from me.

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I finally figured out why Chilchuck is Tumblr sexyman

BECAUSE HE'S SANS UNDERTALE

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I don't know why, but some art styles just give me the heebie jeebie's. And I'm not talking about them being creepy.

Some art styles just seem so malicious, and I really don't know why that is. I mean, they're really normal looking, but it's like they're reflecting something darker, you know?

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I cannot believe no one has made a resident evil 8 crossover with BNHA where Ethan becomes Midoriya. THE POTENTIAL!

Aizawa: Alright class, today you'll be learning how to stay calm in an emergency.

Ethan fucking Winters, who went up against god herself: (gun cock) Alright, which motherfucker am I shooting?

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Imagine my visceral disappointment when I found out Winter Soldier doesn't take place in winter time and he isn't some snow yeti

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Update: I did remember it wrong. Mf.

Does anyone remember that really obscure meme where blue addison violently dominates swatch?

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Does anyone remember that really obscure meme where blue addison violently dominates swatch?

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To Sylki shippers: Sylvie looks like Thor

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WHY ARE ALL MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS THE ONES NOT TREATED PROPERLY BY THE FANDOM OR BY THEIR CREATORS?

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Tony Stark would totally find a way to Mars just to save opportunity. He'd also totally take opportunity in as a daughter as well.