Russians made a nifty video guide to investing in real estate in Mariupol, the once beautiful city on the sea of Azov. Here's a snippet:
But it skips a few key steps, so I'll add them myself for your convenience:
Brutally attack a neighboring country.
Surround the desired city without letting civilians out or humanitarian aid in.
Now bomb the city day and night using every weapon you have. Preferably cheap large unguided avia bombs, it doesn't matter that they are inaccurate, since you're not trying to hit something in particular, just flatten everything you can, including shelters filled with chilren and their mothers, elderly and everyone else who still somehow survived. This step is crucial because property prices in this once expensive city will drop like crazy after this!
Now that you've killed or captured everyone who could resist, the city is all yours! New residents from Syberia will love it! So warm and welcoming! And it's already being rebuilt, soon it'll be like brand new, hurry up and invest❤️❤️❤️
After years I joined CDChallenge once again. This month's theme - Krampus - was too tempting 🔔👹 Though I think I prefer Slavic čerts (chorts), they're much more fun.