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[solphy]

high school is soo funny in hindsight. the entire time you're there thinking it's the most important period of your life and then the second you're out you're like well that was fucking stupid

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[solphy]

this is so fucking funny

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playing fallout new vegas with the radio on: 🎶🤠 iiiiiiii got spurs that jingle jangle jingle 🤠 (jingle jangle 🤭) as I go riding merrily along 🐎 🤠 (jingle jangle 😝)🎶

playing fallout new vegas with only the game score on:

[solphy]

actually i didn't respond to your message bc i love you and wish you the best in life and you're my friend forever and i love you so much

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your failed husband contender

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my cat somehow took hundreds of selfies on my phone when i was sleeping

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I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

[solphy]

"is kink always sexual?" kink is actually a symbiotic relationship of algae or cyanobacteria and one or several types of fungi to form a single composite organism

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Before I followed you I was very against trans people it made me very angry, but the more you posted about it in support I decided to do a little research… well I went on pornhub. Anyway I found my cousin on there that was weird. I went with him to a gay club and I hooked up with a trans girl, I think she turned me trans. I’m buying some dresses and make up!

oh… yay! … oh… yay? … YAY!

[solphy]

Had a dream that my partner and I were trying to find a single seat on a very crowded bus, and among all the human passengers was a rat taking up a seat. I was like "Why not just take the seat and hold the rat in your lap?" and partner was like No, that's HIS seat

[solphy]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

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Thought she'd appreciate my favourite animal

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Save him from Kabru’s wrath