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What I say: “I’m touch-starved.”
What you think I mean: “I need a hug.”
What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my errant soul is reabsorbed into my flesh. Also, a hug would be nice.”
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There's a sadness in my bones
That sloshes in the marrow
Reminding me that I am
Utterly alone.
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sexy US babes we are all voting blue this november right? we’re all gonna vote. we’re gonna, right?? right????? tell me we’re all gonna vote blue so that i can sleep at night. tell me you’re gonna vote blue so that we can all continue to sleep at night and continue like, idk, living life.
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“There is a terrible emptiness in me, an indifference that hurts.”
- Albert Camus
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Venture Bros.
its funny to me when a cartoon or something has a vague Evil Organization because a lot of fans will instantly decide that there's a whole workplace comedy happening there. those guys can't just be vaguely standing around acting evil all day they've gotta have like an evil break room or something
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Decided to give Tumblr an honest try this time because every other platform sucks.
To start with, here’s a thing of Amy I made a few months back! Twitter seemed to like it.
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975), dir. Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones
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WEIRDKIDGENDER !!

a gender related to being a furry/being scene, having a fursona, being a cringey kandi kid on the internet and making kandi, bright colors and eyestrain, plur, having “weird kid” interests  basically just being a gender about being cringe kandi kid furry who uses xenogenders!! just a fun time!! just embracing being a weird kid!! /pos *note, you dont have to make kandi to be this gender, you dont have to have a fursona to be this gender, etc  suggested pronouns (but not required) furr/furrs cringe/cringes kandi/kandis star/stars
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One time at work instead of saying "How can I help you?" What came out was, "How can I hate you" and I froze in horror for a minute as what had just escaped my lips.






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Krux is something I find under a park bench sifting sadly through and empty bag of crisps and I take him home
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Today is a national holiday! On this day, Mewtwo was born. Happy birthday Mewtwo!
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twilight’s got friends in places! high places? possible. but knowing discord he could be in sideways places or diagonal spaces. or your personal space. with a knife
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I wish you'd kill me
Just like you fantasize
Give me a sinner's punishment
And kill me long and slow
Peel the skin from my thighs
And dig your fingers in my wounds
Pull my nerve endings out piece by piece
Split open my sides and watch me pour
I'm a fountain for you to lap at
Satisfy your thirst
Satiate your lust
Crush my pelvis to dust.
Take my bowels from my belly
Use my intestines like a scarf
Clothe yourself in my skin
Wear my sins
Pull apart my ribcage and tear out my sternum
Gaze at my heart that beats for you, just you
Then pluck it from its bleeding stem
Watch it never beat again
The lungs that stopped when you left me breathless
They're also yours to devour however you'd prefer
Whether raw or roasted, seasoned or plain
Just keep tearing at this corpse
Look at my face turning blue and pale
As the blood all leaks out and kiss those
Lips then bite them off to reveal
Crooked teeth and a silver tongue
Pry apart those jaws that will never utter
"I love you" ever again and take my skull
Put it by your bed so I'll always be there
Even when I'm long dead.
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