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It must have been funny underground, “Here’s the skydome we built, our pride and joy! Here’s our 70 competing craft breweries, our pride and joy! Here’s our autocars that are prone to accidents, our pride and joy! And here’s our gigantic pink woman that we found on death’s door and who writes our sales blurbs, our pride and joy!”

and off to the side, there’s the gigantic pink woman writing blurbs for all 70 breweries while glaring daggers at anyone that approaches. She loves it there.
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I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao
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honestly if snails were like elephant sized and they traveled in herds and left a huge sheet of slime across the land where evetything dies and nothing can grow, but there was another big herd of pretty slugs that also left a big sheet of slime where everything grew really fast like a trail of plants and flowers and shit, and they were all too big for any of us to fuck with theyre just like rolling monuments that slide around the earth creating and erasing everuthing behind themselves and like infinitely overlapping and replacing the other ones trail like a never ending game of splatoon, and we could never live in the same spot for too long,
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I am hearing that on his deathbed Pope Francis received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no God but Allah, Mohammed is his prophet and Ali his viceregent!
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Every single character with a mask should have a toggle that lets me put it back on them regardless of outfit
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i think maybe we could spend less time thinking about things that make us angry and more time thinking about other stuff
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Turning loved ones into bug people is a love language💚
My partner has been turned into an African Woolly Chafer and @karlobears has been turned into a Western Sheepmoth :D
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