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Tw for attempted murder & spoilers for tdph below

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So my good pal @solzer0 made a wonderful fic about Sam and Max taking in one of the sammulacra/dogglegangers. You can read it here! - https://archiveofourown.org/works/54898492/chapters/139160011

One of the things we talked about was Samuel experiencing some jealousy in regards to Sam since, in his mind, he has all of his memories but nothing else, especially not Max. That idea eventually evolved into some… less than rational thoughts about Samuel wanting to kill Sam and take his place. I ended up loving this idea so much that I made a short comic out of it.

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Sunny days

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The best movie of all! A masterpiece of art called Human Centipede!!!

Original below :))

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obsessed with this thread

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i think its verrry weird how you started posting nsfw posts and reblogging porn the minute you turned 18 idk

I hate to be the one to tell you this but I have been actively extremely horny since I hit puberty when I was like twelve years old. Human development does not work like "absolutely zero impure thoughts until you reach the designated legal sex age, where you have until 25 to finally learn what a boob is, and then 25+ you're allowed to have consensual sex 😊 because 19-25-year-olds are basically minors". I also can tell that the underlying idea in this ask is that I, and anyone who begins posting nsfw when they turn 18, was somehow "groomed" into it, when the fact of the matter is that I have been very naturally gay horny for years and waited until I was 18 to explicitly post about it because THAT'S how you keep yourself safe. You don't pretend to be a delicate sexless angel with the mind of a five-year-old who's never heard what sex is just because you're seventeen. I am a human being with sexual thoughts and I'm now a legal adult who is allowed to post about them. Realize that there is a difference between external adults "waiting until she's 18" and someone waiting until they themselves are 18 so they can go out and buy porn, which they've wanted to buy for years.

This is an extremely reductive, reactionary, infantilizing, and conservative way to speak to me. Don't even pretend you have progressive sexual politics if you think like this. Fuck yourself I'm so serious. No one ever speak to me this way again

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A BEAUTIFUL MARRIAGE WITH NO DIVORCE

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Shoutout to these gifs from Crystalized, gotta be one of my favorite genders

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Ninjago concept art hits different

Art by Matt Betteker

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Fan art I drew of the ninja dying in glue traps

ok look i know i promised more high tide content in the near future like a week ago but i SWEAR i will actually get some out in the . nearer future . it just takes so long to type out my au posts :despair:

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How sad to watch him grow

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NINJAGO CIRCLEE!!!

Ok but how do u use tumblr

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I woke up today and my last two braincells gave me this.

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shoutout to everyone who has

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Emoji divination

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90s vintage

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This amazing commission from @bluegiragi with Ghost and his daughter my oc.