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I need to be stabbed or tongue kissed, preferably both
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genuinely something so delightful about getting obsessed with your own characters. what do you MEAN I can turn my headcanons for my characters into Official Real Lore. that's so fucking cool are you serious
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Flowers ain’t enough. I need someone to give me keys and call them home.
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"can we talk about-"
yes we can, i would love to hear you ramble about this all day long and get excited over it because i love to see you happy.
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"are you transmasc nonbinary or transfem nonbinary" actually i'm hitting you with my laser beam, hope that helps.
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quickly pointing out that the broken cage does not imply “we found the key and unlocked the door to escape all of our problems.”
no, the broken cage means our boys are going to say “screw that door, we’ll bust our way out by making our own. fuck what you say.”
they’re gonna fight for freedom. and happiness. their own & each other’s. finally.
because as cat said in the sunshine court:
“if you don’t want something enough to fight for it, you don’t deserve to have it.”
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imagine after the Riko Roast the Foxes just start saying “you know, I get it,” at any minor inconvenience or annoyance. It becomes their new team-wide inside joke. Nicky burns his toast and just looks at the toaster, “you know, I get it.” Dan and Allison talking with each other about an annoying prof, “you know, I get it.” Matt locks himself out of the room, “you know, I get it.”
Neil being annoyed/embarrassed by it only encourages them to do it more and they start dropping it all the time. Andrew says it to Aaron every chance he gets. Practice basically stops when Kevin finally says it for the first time after everyone keeps fumbling the new drill. Dan even catches Wymack saying it while on the phone with Andritch. The new freshmen have no idea where it came from but eventually they start using it too.
And when Neil finally gets fed up with someone else and uses it again a year and a half later at another banquet or event, the team dissolves into an uproar like they just won championships.
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Thinking about Jinu forcing practices to get that choreo absolutely perfect before pitching the boyband idea to the boss
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many of my sexual fantasies and kinks boil down to ‘someone being really attracted to me and me not having to ask for affection, just be given it.” which could mean nothing.
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“Women don’t have rights in Iran, they are homophobic in Iran!”
A black woman’s dying body was used to incubate a fetus because the state said so and the Supreme Court, regurgitating debunked talking points, ruled that trans kids could be denied gender affirming care that is proven to save lives. Does that justify a foreign power bombing New Jersey indiscriminately? Like some of y’all don’t give a fuck about LGBTQ Iranians or women in that country because I never saw a people get free through just having their shit blown up
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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
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If I was a knight would you let me swear oaths to you be honest
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chivalry might’ve been dead but it was reborn the day that nora made jean moreau live
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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.
"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"
but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.
such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.
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