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i pray to vengeance on the sixth string of a guitar

(from this weeks speed draw :3)

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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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Some Apophis doodles cause work's been hella busy and I wanted dragons

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once i figure out how to do anatomy and facial expressions and proportion and foreshortening and basic perspective and color theory and composition then youll all be sorry

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a good sailor will always return to the sea

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Cel but they crashed the opening to DAN DA DAN

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wolf 359 is a podcast with very fun dialogue.

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Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first

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The "two ladies on the podcast" to "she/etc" transition that Helen and Lydia go through over the course of RQG is, on its own, great, but it does somewhat scare me that when I first started to listen to RQG I used she/her and now I am drifting ever closer to she/they. I think the show's cursed.

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things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

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Business

To defeat the huns

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I've now had two separate people on Pinterest say that they recognize me from the Spotify comment section of RQG and I'm not sure how I feel about that. The niche fandom be niching

RQG being such a niche fandom is hilarious in the unexpected way of whenever I open the Spotify comments I immediately recognize several people because I either follow them or they follow me for RQG

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AKA Lydia describing Sasha's sneakiness for 6 minutes and 44 seconds

(Written-out descriptions and episode numbers under the cut)

Like black paint in a gravity well (RQG 6)

Description runs off her like water off a sort of unobtrusive duck (RQG 0)

I turn myself into a strange shape that fits the available space like water in a puddle (RQG 2)

Like a cat in a tar pit (RQG 6)

Like ball bearings that have fallen out of a blow-up ball bearing factory that was built on a slight slope (RQG 7)

Like a spilled bottle of extra virgin olive oil . . . over the back of a silken seal . . . The seal quivers in delight. Give it a massage (RQG 8)

Like a weasel through a hamster city toy set (RQG 8)

I look like black paint. On the wall. Slightly smeared (RQG 8)

I melt into the stone like mold on a cake (RQG 12)

I sorta flow back into a nonchalant position like, I don't know, uh, oil down a hill into a jelly mold that is shaped like something extremely cool (RQG 17)

Like ball bearings that have erupted from a truck that crashed on a slight slope (RQG 20)

Like cyanide in an almond mix from Sainsbury's that you might give to some people that you don't like (RQG 23)

Like ball bearings made out of mist, flowing down into a valley which is very peaceful and nice. And made of mist. It's a valley of mist. That you can see -- in this metaphor -- some really beautiful trees. Like, it's late autumn so... And sometimes there's a hoot of an owl cause it's kinda dawn . . . [ad break] . . . And the trout are swimming gently through the beautiful- It's like a mirage of kind of an English country... And there's a fisherman there, and he's asleep (RQG 26)

Like an elegant seagull, but stronger. Like a porpoise! Like an orca! (RQG 32)

I'm hidden behind a dust mote, floating up the stairs. The other dust motes are freaked out by how quiet it's gotten (RQG 37)

I flow like the water. I am an eel, in a muddy swamp. This is my natural home! (RQG 42)

[I] slide out like a baby seal (RQG 42)

[Sasha's movement speed is] as quick as oiled ball bearings, falling vertically down a hole where the air's been taken out so that it's like a vacuum (RQG 47)

She would usually flow through his grasp, like the ghost of ball bearings past (RQG 49)

It's like the ball bearings have got the traces of stuff from the tape that we use to keep the mics in place, so it's sorta like just slightly- the gray- the gray- like the gluey bit when it's been peeled off. It's sticky, I don't like it (RQG 57)

I fade into the background like a- like a really well-camouflaged owl... in... an... oily night. OooOOOoooh (Metacast 7)

Not about Sasha but said by Lydia // Like a shadow that's been massaged with incredibly thick, high-quality oil by a magical masseuse, so that all of the kinks are completely knocked out and it's just- flows like easy summer Sundays (RQG 36)

Too much over-talk for me to write out // He's really captured your essence by not describing you at all (RQG 41)

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hi chat ive made a zine!!!! all for my fmp for college!!

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I did end up doing this! Here's the link to it!

I really want to make a RQG comp that's just all the funniest moments next to all the saddest/scariest moments and title it "Whiplash"

Like, pump hole next to Sasha's goodbye letter next to the paladin totem pole next to the Mr. Ceiling inception realization

I think that'd be a lot of fun

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RQG being such a niche fandom is hilarious in the unexpected way of whenever I open the Spotify comments I immediately recognize several people because I either follow them or they follow me for RQG

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I’ve been relistening to RQG (again) and I’ve got up to episode 152 and despite the fact it’s been almost 5 years, I still can’t get over the fact that Alexander J. Newall accidentally manifested the COVID-19 pandemic